After seeing a walking, talking mummy drain the organs out of his intended victims as a way to regenerate his own life force, I really didn't think my life could get any more odd.
And yet, here I am. New York City, 2013.
[edited in after a bit]
In my shock I seem to have forgotten my manners. I'm Evelyn Carnahan. Evie's fine [...] No one's suffered any symptoms of any Biblical plagues or the like, have they? If so, I apologize. It may be my fault