Hi, I'm Lt. Tom Paris of the Federation starship Voyager, and I'm really not sure how the Prime Directive's supposed to apply when everyone's out of time and space. Should've paid better attention in my Ethics class at the Academy, I guess.
So, what's a guy gotta do to get a place to work on breaking the trans-warp barrier around here?
Whenever somebody's got an answer, I'll be in the bar.