Today I learned all about becoming a vegetarian and a vegan. Utterly fascinating. I had no idea people could live that way. I'd try it, but I am rather fond of beef. Pork and chicken too. I'd make a terrible vegetarian.
[Filtered to Snow & Emma] Hello.
I hope I'm not disturbing you, but I was wondering if you would be willing to join me on a shopping expedition this weekend? Perhaps if I bought a few items more suitable to this world I won't get quite so many looks on the subway.