This is mindblowing. Of course it had to be in America and not somewhere with any class.
I'm told my wife is here. Pansy, where are you? Everyone else, I'm Blaise Zabini.
Muggle devices are hard to navigate, as well. I can't seem to figure out the speech to text button. It keeps typing in what I assume is Spanish. Could someone point me in the right direction of getting it to display English when I talk into it?