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Jeeves (askjeeves) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-01-16 14:27:00

The existence of (the now defunct) AskJeeves.com was recently brought to my attention. I was rather intrigued.

Thanks to the wonders of modern convenience, my gentleman has become marginally more self-sufficient which I believe to be the greatest example of scientific and social progress imaginable, even if it comes at my own expense.

For example, now, because Mr. Wooster has taken a shine to waking up the the 'music' of Lady Gaga as emitted from his digital alarm, I am no longer needed to rouse him (most of the time). Poor quality cocktails are now pre-packaged in offensively styled bottles that only require un-capping. Letters are not transferred via electronic device, and thus my duties as mail-deliverer have been reduced (though I still need to hand deliver the vocabulary-rich notes taped to our door regarding Mr. Wooster's early morning/ late evening jazz piano practice).

Regardless, as a man who has always valued self-education and providing aid for others, I would like to reinstate, here, the AskJeeves.Com programme. If anyone has an inquiry about anything, I will research the topic and provide an answer.

There are no subjects which I consider off limits -- in a way, I would like to act as a refugee concierge. My services will go beyond the mere supply of information. For a fee I will also locate and deliver requested objects, clothing, etc. Of course, I must always work around the set schedule of my gentleman, Mr. Wooster, but otherwise I can promise timely, exceptional and unrivalled results.

Thank you Sincerely,

R. Jeeves