Greetings, people of Earth. My name is Gaius Baltar. You may not know my name, but I am half of a whole, and I bore the responsibility of shepherding your prehistoric ancestor across the galaxy to this planet thousands of years ago.
And things are quite changed here now from the time I came from. Could somebody please enlighten me about the best and most wonderful things this planet now has to offer? I cannot wait to explore this world.
[Filter: Caprica Six] And I am glad that you, of all people, are here as well.