Goodness me. It seems that while the Wizarding World has the... shall we say, creative stylings of Rita Skeeter and Xenophilius Lovegood (the latter far more benign and courageous than the former), this world has the internet. While I am infinitely glad that Ms Skeeter is not here to contribute to the hysteria currently on display, I must admit that a rather mischievous part of me would dearly love to see Xenophilius let loose on the internet. He would enjoy it immensely though I do worry that he might command it by the end of his third day.