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Tweak says, "rocket morton takes off again"

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@ 2014-05-30 14:38:00

May 30th: Vampire in Bat-tery Park

VAMPIRE KILLER ON LOOSE

BATTERY PARK CITY, NYC -- A gruesome discovery in Java Moment as a resident found the body of 36 year old owner Morgan Meier propped up in a chair. Though details on this case are thin, some say this was the work of one of the notorious vampires who call Potts Tower their home. The body was discovered around 4am, when the shop was due to be open.

"I remember when you could laugh about a vampire, you know?" nearby resident Nancy Pogue said. "They weren't real, and no one had to worry about getting hurt or worse. Why is no one doing anything about them? They're right there in that building. We should just set fire to the whole thing!"

Residents of Potts Tower had no comment on why strange things always begin and end with them. MORE ON PAGE 5.

[There's more but it's mostly here's what happened, and why isn't anyone just killing the vampires?]

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