optimus prime has the best voice for storytelling. (primely) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-01-09 22:59:00
Greetings fellow tower residents. I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, but it seems as if a majority of you already know who I am.
I'm quite impressed by the welcome I've gotten so far, including my roommate. I'm also highly impressed by the blueberry muffin I had earlier, and the coca-cola I'm drinking now. Humans, you should be very grateful for what you are - food is truly an amazing thing to partake in.