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ᛏᛟᚾᛁ ᛋᛏᚨᚱᚲ (iron) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2014-02-01 17:31:00

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alex vause

[Alex Vause]

Congratulations, you've just received a salary increase. Which is the best way to begin any conversation that continues with: I need you to find something for me. ~~Because if Clint Barton is dead out there, far be it from me to ignore his last wishes.~~

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]
I hate to break it to you, Honey, but unemployment really doesn't like it if you leave the country.

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	Tony Stark jailhouserocker 2014-02-01 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Is this the sort of conversation that requires a talk on what sort of something I'm finding? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony iron 2014-02-01 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I mean. I'm pretty sure it might be an illegal something, but. I'm not sure? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony jailhouserocker 2014-02-01 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	You know I don't actually work for an international drug cartel anymore, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony iron 2014-02-01 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	But how are you with smuggling national wildlife? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony jailhouserocker 2014-02-01 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on if you can sew it into the seam of a suitcase. Is this like the Hangover or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony iron 2014-02-01 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	It's exactly like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony jailhouserocker 2014-02-01 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, what do you need? I'll see what can be done within the law, and if not we'll talk. I don't trust the chances of skipping dimensions to make parole a second time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony iron 2014-02-01 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	I need you to find me an eagle. A live one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony jailhouserocker 2014-02-01 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Like as a pet? Or just in a field trip to the zoo way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony iron 2014-02-01 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'm thinking more of a loan situation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony jailhouserocker 2014-02-01 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	A loan situation could probably be done pretty easily. Any particular type of eagle? Length of time? Reason? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony iron 2014-02-01 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Length of time might be tricky. So, if we could put him on reserve that would be... good. As for the reason? Uh, Thor needs an eagle ~~and it might cheer him up a little~~ so I want it standing by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony jailhouserocker 2014-02-01 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah given London's still kind of a smoking pit, let's go with Captain America wants an eagle. But I'll see what I can swing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony iron 2014-02-01 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm surprised eagles don't just... flock to Cap. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony jailhouserocker 2014-02-01 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well you know. National monuments tend to get tourists. Tourists tend to scare the wildlife. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alex \| Tony iron 2014-02-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I should get him a cabin up near Yosemite falls and see how long it takes before forest creatures are doing his chores. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Steve/Tony thelittleguy 2014-02-02 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Can I even qualify for unemployment if I'm your mascot? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Steve/Tony iron 2014-02-02 01:42 am UTC (link)
	~~I should tell you I have reconsidered asking you to get a "Starktech inside" tattoo. For so many reasons.~~ I guess I could always fire you. But losing two jobs in one day'll damage anyone's self esteem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve/Tony thelittleguy 2014-02-02 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure I could recover. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve/Tony iron 2014-02-02 02:08 am UTC (link)
	No one would blame you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve/Tony thelittleguy 2014-02-02 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I can think of some people who might. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve/Tony iron 2014-02-02 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. I should probably tell you I am keeping Peggy Carter and my Dad in the loop about this. And I'm going to have to talk to Pepper. Especially if the relationship between SI and SHIELD suffers because of this, there is a potential backlash on the refugees that I... Have got to make a priority before I start digging deeper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve/Tony thelittleguy 2014-02-02 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I've been talking to Peggy about it too, all week. I had her over the other night to talk about it, and we're on the same page about how we feel about this. You should talk to Pepper. I don't know how they're going to continue housing the refugees without your assistance, and they just let you go too. I don't like it. (Reply to this) (Parent)