Dr. Bruce Banner (purpleshorts) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-01-02 18:12:00 |
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A chemist was working in his lab when his young assistant came running, clearly in the throws of great excitement and very little sleep.
“I’ve done it!” crowed the assistant, pointing to the glass vial of frightening-looking green solution in his hand. “I’ve created a universal solvent! This is the most acidic substance in the world! It dissolves everything!”
The scientist chuckled to himself and returned to his work.
The assistant stared, shocked at the scientist’s indifference. “This discovery will make me a billionaire! Why aren’t you excited?”
The scientist looked up from his papers. “How are you holding it in a glass vial?”