Tweak says, "Holy fishbowl, Batman!"
TEXT TO ICHABOD CRANE:
-- Have you figured out text messaging yet?-- What are you doing on Thursday?
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-- LIEUTENANT--
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-- no need for the laughs, lieutenant-- i've got it sorted, this 'texting', what other devilry have you-- to next enthrall me
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-- you're missing a vowel, i think-- the lack of punctuation: daft! & this auto-connect-- i shell think it would get a man in deli cat trouble-- bother
-- a cruel mistress, both you & the 21st century-- but nevertheless, bring on the lack of punctuation & the stockpiling of vowels
-- I shall search your wonderous internet to find-- the riddle of this hipster (as I have found the shift key,-- happy day, there are capitals once again).-- You should go, it will be good fun.
-- There are many questions I have for Katrina, none-- of which are appropriate for a meal in which we give thanks for-- one another. That being said, we have not spoken overmuch since-- her arrival, and I do not know her plans. Nor do I know mine.
-- I don't know as -- I would be good company for a celebration,-- Lieutenant but I appreciate the-- sentiment.
-- What have holidays become in this,-- this contemporary age? I have many-- good Thanksgiving memories (well as many-- as there were when I was on American soil.)
-- I will come if it will make you-- glad, and add to the happiness of your-- holiday, Lieutenant.
-- oh deer I seam to have misspelzed-- AUTOCORRECT, BE DAMNED!-- That would be very nice, Lieutenant, very-- nice indeed. Tell me, then, what-- shall I bring?
-- :))))-- A pie? Yes, ma'am, I shall-- procure a most delicious pie.
-- It's respectful, but shall I -- call you something else? You may direct-- me in that way.
-- I know women of your-- generation are accustomed to-- Tootsie.
-- Quite a bit more appropriate-- than 'sugar tits', I assume.
-- As I am neither rich, drunk-- nor a filmmaker, you haven't a thing to-- worry about.
-- Alright. Then, pie.
-- And a blessed Thanksgiving,-- to you, Abbie.
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