All right, so this is way (waaaay, way, way) belated, but it's never too late for a ginormous, public THANK YOU to everyone who turned up for the Parker surprise birthday party. Yeah, that's right. You know who you are -- all you stinkers coming out just to rub it in that we're all getting older.
...no, really. Thanks, though. Manly tears were nigh when I realized what was happening.
On, and I owe someone else a ginormous, public THANK YOU for being the brains behind the operation and the best wife GIRLFRIEND ever. Pssst, MJ. MJ, that's you.