Nick Fury (therealnickfury) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-08-08 19:02:00 |
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[SHIELD Level 7 and up]
Until about five seconds ago there was an annoying little flying child floating around my office in a homemade batman suit. Apparently his name is Batmite from the fifth dimension. Because why the hell not, four wasn't enough to begin with.
Somehow he managed to control every screen in my office to play different Batman cartoons, all different ones, at the same time. And apparently if you shoot him he doesn't die.
Would you like to hear about how the Justice League is better than SHIELD and the Avengers? Because I just had to listen to an hour of it. I think I might just punch Batman if he shows up now on principle.
[SHIELD]
There's a creature called Batmite that's been spotted around SHIELD. Don't try to contain him, it does not seem to work and would be a waste of resources.
I know some of you will be tempted to shoot him, but it doesn't work and I'm told accounting says that we already destroy enough equipment on the regular as it is.