I signed Bernard up for doggy obedience class. Don't get me wrong, he's like totes a good dog and everything, but he's like twice my size because hello I'm tiny. And anyway at the park he saw a bunny rabbit or tiny and fluffy and cute and shot off after it. I tried to hang onto him, but he kind of dragged me for a mo and I had to let go or like he was totes going go pull my arm off.
The part I'm way excite about is that if he passes his test at the end of the class I can tooootally take him to like old people's homes and stuff and register him to become a therapy dog. He'd be really good at that because all he likes to do is like to lick people and make them laugh. And I think it would kind of be like therapy for me too, you know?