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Tweak says, "She doesn't even go here!"

Ashley Williams (theboomstick) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-07-09 19:30:00

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!network post, ashley williams, commander shepard, liara t'soni, renee montoya

[Filtered to Renee]

Heading out for a few days. I've left money if work has you needing to put DSJ in daycare. It's hidden very cleverly in the empty ice cream tub in the freezer.

[Normandy]

All of you better be keeping yourselves safe through all this or I'll kick your asses myself.

Double for you Shepard.

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	Ash unaskedquestion 2013-07-09 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	You mean that isn't full of ice cream? :( Yeah, I'm guessing this isn't a "have fun"? So, stay safe and I'll see that he's taken care of. Ever think with our schedules we would have been better off with a cactus? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Renee theboomstick 2013-07-09 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	There's one of those too. You too, okay? Not a scratch on you. Unless it looks cool. A cactus wouldn't be as cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Renee unaskedquestion 2013-07-10 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh well then in that case, scram! Although I still have a fair amount of custard from last night wherein I may have gone overboard with the burger delivery. I've been considering an eye-patch. Valid point. Or climb into bed when it wants food or water. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renee/Ashley theboomstick 2013-07-10 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Overboard's the only way to go with burger delivery. Thinking of rocking the Fury? Or sleep with a rocket ship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Renee/Ashley unaskedquestion 2013-07-10 12:57 am UTC (link)
	I was kind of disappointed everyone wanted cheese fries really. Come on people. Yeah, but which eye means you're gay? I dunno, we could grow the cactus in a rocket ship planter. But it wouldn't be the same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renee/Ashley theboomstick 2013-07-10 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Can't hold the masses to good taste. There's an eye for that? Not nearly as cuddly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renee/Ashley unaskedquestion 2013-07-10 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I guess not. Maybe when you're back this mess will be over. There has to be, how else would pirates know which boat boarded the other? Yeah, dog's seeming more and more like the right choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renee/Ashley theboomstick 2013-07-10 02:48 am UTC (link)
	And we'll celebrate with proper burgers. I always figured trial and error. Have to get those hook hands somehow, someone got pissed. Yeah, he was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renee/Ashley unaskedquestion 2013-07-10 03:05 am UTC (link)
	If there's anything left to celebrate. Apparently Potts has been kidnapped by Mandarin now. That is a very good point. And I guess they have earrings too. I'll make sure he's taken care of, Ash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renee/Ashley theboomstick 2013-07-10 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully we'll be celebrating the end of this whole mess. I know you will. Watch after yourself too, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renee/Ashley unaskedquestion 2013-07-10 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, hopefully. Chica. I grew up in Gotham and nearly brained two face with the wrong end of a pistol--which seems to mean less and less these days. I will. You do too. I don't know if shadowy government agencies care for their agents as much as their agendas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Renee/Ashley theboomstick 2013-07-10 03:17 am UTC (link)
	I know you will. But I still have to ask you to. Cause we'll both take the line of fire if we have to. And sometimes I wish we weren't. But that's an idiot's wish cause it's what makes us awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Normandy purebiotic 2013-07-10 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Are you going to be away for a bit again? If so, take care of yourself, Ashley. We'll do the same. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Normandy theboomstick 2013-07-10 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Just a bit. You know, see the sites. You better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy purebiotic 2013-07-10 01:05 am UTC (link)
	The joys of being a field agent. Good luck. It's very difficult to resist offering you back-up, should you need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy theboomstick 2013-07-10 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Hey, better than guard duty on some colony that's supposedly safe. You'll be one of the first I call. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy purebiotic 2013-07-10 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't necessarily being sarcastic. I'm getting restless myself and I'm used to spending days underground. Good. But hopefully there will be no need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy theboomstick 2013-07-10 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I get you. It's not following Shepard, but it's something. I'd say our track record is against that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy purebiotic 2013-07-10 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I can imagine. The network Tali and I are working on is keeping me busy enough for now, luckily. True, but I'm trying to be an optimist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy theboomstick 2013-07-11 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	You keep the optimism up. We'll need it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Normandy goodshepard 2013-07-10 03:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm still going to be gone a few more days as well, FYI. Hold down the fort. [OOC: I never did get around to posting when he first left, so please assume the Normandy crew knows he's been gone for a few days. :P] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy purebiotic 2013-07-10 04:22 am UTC (link)
	We will, Shepard. Come back in one piece, please. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Normandy goodshepard 2013-07-10 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Right back at ya, Williams. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Normandy theboomstick 2013-07-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Try not to do anything too stupidly heroic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy goodshepard 2013-07-10 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I would say the same to you, but really, it might end up being our job to do exactly that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy theboomstick 2013-07-10 03:40 am UTC (link)
	And I'd still kick your ass for it. Cause we'd both do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy goodshepard 2013-07-10 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Here's to hoping it doesn't come to that. I think we're all full up on stupid around here right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy theboomstick 2013-07-10 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Can say that again, Skipper. Plus wouldn't want Kaidan to get mad at me he decides to show back up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy goodshepard 2013-07-10 05:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure it would take a lot for him to be mad at you if he shows back up. Massive amounts of stupid. I don't think you're capable of that, Ash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Normandy theboomstick 2013-07-11 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on how much alcohol's involved, Skipper. (Reply to this) (Parent)