I just decided I do not like May. Nope, May is absolutely not a good month. There's that weird thing with the weather going on where you just think, hey, it's going to get reasonably warmed because we're well into spring now, but instead the weather does this wibbly wobbly thing where it can't decide if it wants to move on into summer or revert back into April, so you have a random mix of sunshine and then rain mixed with okay weather, then chilliness, then sweltering heat. And then life reminds you of your insecurities
Or maybe that's just New York because I can't remember San Fran being like that.