Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Not that this is Kansas in any way, shape, or form. Or that I'd want to be in Kansas when I've got the option of here. I've only ever seen New York look like this in pictures.
So, 2013 Old Gregorian, huh? Early 21st century. I guess that means I'm grounded until further notice. It might be 3000 years in the past, but please tell me there's something more manageable than this slab of concrete they gave me to use to communicate.