Jeeves (askjeeves) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2012-12-08 11:10:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network post, bertie wooster, jeeves |
[Filtered AGAINST Bertie Wooster]
After a great expenditure of effort on my part, I've located possible employ for Mr Wooster, my employer who has failed to realise that the cheques he has been supplying me with since my arrival refer to funds in a bank that does not and has never existed.
If you would all be so kind as to visit Brandy's Piano Bar (235 East 84th Street) this evening between the hours of 9PM and 1AM I'm sure you'll find yourself delightfully entertained by the "skilful" playing and "talented" singing of one Mr. Wooster.
There is a tip jar located on the piano. Do be generous, he could stand the encouragement.
Sir,
I received...a telegram this morning. It appears news of your musical mastery has reached America's shores. You have been requested to preform this evening at a well-known establishment. I did take the liberty to inform them, however, that under no circumstances would you be able to preform under such terribly short notice. They were terribly disappointed and I believe they might actually close their doors, under the impression that without having you on their stage there is simply no reason to stay in business.
Shall I prepare your coffee?