YOUTUBE, MAN. I think it's now my favourite internet thing. I was obsessed with the TV thing and stuck mostly to the network when I got here, but now? No, step aside, it's all about 'Tube.
I found my face twin! I now understand why people shouted GLEE! JAKE! YOU BETTER NOT HURT MARLY OR I'LL KILL YOU! at me in the street. I thought they had confused me - and they had - or that Americans are crazy - which is true for quite a lot - but no! It's this guy!
I want to watch this incredible camp show now. If it wasn't already creepy enough that he looks like me, he sings like me, too. Except I sound a bit more British. Uncool, man. How do I capitalise on this?