A reminder that tomorrow is when I'm going to kick all youse asses at paintball. Feel free to disagree, but tomorrow is judgment day.
In other news, I've had someone freak out on me because I'm literally a Grandfather Paradox. I'm no expert, but wouldn't the danger of that have dissipated now that I'm in an universe where the Mitchell clan doesn't exist at all? Or is that just more proof? Am I making it too complicated? Maybe that's the right question.
You know what, I'll stick to rounding up the bad guys and writing reports. And getting beat up. A proper leading man always needs to get beat up, overcome impossible obstacles. Save the world. I'm good at it. I've got medals in some universe that say so. And that's without any of the cool powers I've seen about, so gold star for me?
Yes? No? I'm just kidding.
Anywho, SHIELD training is AWESOME and actually makes me feel like a man of twenty again. Thank you for continually reminding what it was like. Really. Those were some of the best days of my life.