I am very unsure how I feel about this, but I have found part-time employment.
I went to the animal shelter today, as is my wont, and they informed me that there was a paid position available, for approximately twenty-five hours per week. As I have contributed little to the household and my funds are running low (not to mention that my dear Maedhros is a harsh master), I accepted.
I will be working from nine to two Monday through Friday, caring for the cats.
I do not think it will be such a terrible job, actually, and I shall be able to buy true gold ribbon for my hair again.