Oh! My lords and Lady! I have discovered the greatest thing. You qualify as 'old' in this realm on the basis of your ages alone. They give you benefits and things for being as old, you ought to find out what exactly.
Congratulations!
I also qualify for this thing.
Speaking of
I helped this dear old grandmother across the road today. She thanked me for being chivalrous but truly I couldn't imagine what it would be like to have the poor dear run down by automobiles. They don't seem to stop for me and I have been clipped far more times than I might otherwise admit.
Anyway, so the grandmother presses a bit of that green paper into my hand and we sit and have a conversation.
She asked me how old I was and I told her, "Grandmother, I am 857 years old" and she looked at me quite like no woman has ever looked at me before. It's blush worthy if I were attuned to that, and then she asked me if I was an angel.
I told her no, and that the Vala Castiel was indeed an angel. But it was very sweet and we quite enjoyed our afternoon.
I ate a hotdog. She said it would give her heartburn. I would hate to burn my heart, whatever that means.