Bobby Drake (iceicebobby) wrote in thedivide, @ 2009-12-13 22:48:00 |
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Damn Lil Mama
Who: Bobby Drake/Iceman
Open to: Lorna Dane/Polaris, Johnny Storm/The Human Torch, Reed Richards/Mister Fantastic, Jean Grey/Phoenix, Emma Frost/White Queen, and anyone else who has the urge to visit a strip club
When: September 27th, around 11pm
Where: A moderately classy strip club in New York City
What: The most awkward evening out, possibly ever.
jean omg heeeeey :) :) :) :) :) u should ttly be here omg its amazing lol
Bobby should have had the foresight to predict that this evening would not end preferably. He'd been alive long enough that he really should realize that pleasant things just don't happen to him. Even something as relatively benign as taking his ex-girlfriend out for the evening was bound to spiral into something ridiculous and scary. That's just the way it was with him. Especially when alcohol was involved.
He couldn't recall whose brilliant idea it was to stop by the strip club. Probably his. Maybe Lorna's. Either way, he was already too buzzed to protest too much, having started drinking at around four that afternoon. He was liquored up and he had enough money to pay the cover for them both, so why not go and help pay for some poor nineteen year old's education. Or coke habit. It wasn't like he had anything else he'd rather be doing on a Thursday.
He and Lorna were sitting at a small table about two rows back from the main stage, a spot at just the right angle to catch a glimpse of everything the dancers' had to offer. And they had so much to offer. Too bad he was already too inebriated to appreciate any of it. He was too busy texting Jean every five minutes, sending her smiley faces and random letter configurations. That and ignoring Lorna almost completely.
lol jean! lol! j34n. lol. :) hey wanna come over? :)
"And now taking the stage...please welcome...Chastity!"
Bobby dropped the phone to the table, elbowing Lorna excitedly, nearly knocking over the empty shot glasses he'd somehow managed to accumulate. "Oh my God, Lorna! Look at her boobs!"