InsaneJournal

Salutations.

My name is Jon Kasiya and I arrived while we were in space and I am seeking employment. I was wondering, as Tumbleweed is a bit of a lethargic market, if any of you might not run businesses and be in need of an executive assistance.

I would ask that you consider me

• Most recently, I have spent the past three years in the employ of Stark Industries serving as an executive assistant to Ms. Pepper Potts. Additionally, I served as a massage therapist at the Mawanda Social and Athletic Club for the past year and as a Housing Assistant in Potts Tower, NYC.
  
  
• Prior to that, I engaged in temporary diplomatic staffing in a variety of international political and business settings mostly in catering or couriering. But occasionally in longer engagements including notably four months as a sous-chef in the kitchen of Viktor Kalashnikov in Berlin; three months as a personal aide for Borislav Georgiev (CEO of АТОМЕНЕРГОРЕМОНТ), and work as a mail room worker for Chernovik, a newspaper in Makhachkala in 2011.
  
  
• I have just completed my first year in an international business degree at Columbia University in New York, and I aim to transfer these credits to Texas A&M in the fall, but can happily work around a potential employer's scheduling.
  
  
• I am an Egyptian national, multi-lingual, trained in personal security, and a licensed driver in the state of New York.
  
  
• Regretably I have no references, but assure you that I have had no complaints from previous employers.