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Anakin Skywalker (balancetheforce) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-03-28 20:52:00

Entry tags:

!log/thread, anakin skywalker, han solo (canon), kylo ren / ben solo, leia organa (legends), padme amidala

Accidental Comm Broadcast: Galaxy Far, Far Away
WHO: People from a Galaxy Far, Far Away
WHAT: Accidental open comm broadcast of in-person blathering thanks to someone mashing a button while "tanked"; kinda thready because of action cues that aren't really audible on the comms. Hybrid format? Includes a VERY SPECIAL proposal
WHEN: March 28
WHERE: Pandora
WARNINGS: Heavy alcohol use and drunkenness; collapsed thread (with subject line warning) domestic violence/abuse TW

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	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Where's my not-wife? Why is she with Darth Vader? I don't like it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting balancetheforce 2017-03-29 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	What? Don't give me that look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting balancetheforce 2017-03-29 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	Like what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Like you want to stick a lightsaber through me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting balancetheforce 2017-03-29 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't do that, My actual-wife wouldn't like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	That's good. Very good. Very, very good. I like your actual-wife. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting balancetheforce 2017-03-29 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	I like her, too. I like your not-wife. But you probably shouldn't call her that... not-son-in-law. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	[whispers to Anakin] You might be on to something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting balancetheforce 2017-03-29 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	[nods, but smirks] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Han Solo is pouting worshipfullness 2017-03-29 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	Your not-wife?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	My not-yet-wife? Almost-wife? Eventually-wife? I need another drink. I can't think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting worshipfullness 2017-03-29 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	You do not need another drink, you nerfherder! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	You know that's still a terrible insult, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Han Solo is pouting worshipfullness 2017-03-29 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	Then here's something better - you can sleep on the couch like the not-husband you seem to think you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	Wuh—Leia! Come on, that isn't what I meant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting worshipfullness 2017-03-29 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh then what did you mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	I mean I'm not married. But you're married. To me. So you're my wife, but not my wife. That shortened to not-wife. I like being your wif—husband. I like being your husband. We should get married. It'd be less confusing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Han Solo is pouting worshipfullness 2017-03-29 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	[a long moment as she looks at him blearily and blinks] Did you just propose to me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Han Solo is pouting secretwife 2017-03-29 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure he did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting balancetheforce 2017-03-29 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	["whispers"-- it's really not very quiet] We weren't this awkward, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting secretwife 2017-03-29 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	We were a little awkward. But also we did it in secret. With different names. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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balancetheforce, 2017-03-29 01:40 pm UTC

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secretwife, 2017-03-29 01:55 pm UTC

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! Hey it's not our fault we're awkward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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landocalrissian, 2017-03-29 01:51 pm UTC

Han Solo is pouting -

nerfherdingpro, 2017-03-29 01:53 pm UTC

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landocalrissian, 2017-03-29 02:02 pm UTC

	Han Solo is pouting nerfherdingpro 2017-03-29 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	Uh— [Looks down at his mug like that is going to answer the question for him.] Well, I mean, I guess so? You're already married, I'm not. If we leave, I guess I still wouldn't be married and you still would be so yeah. Leia Organa—Solo—will you marry me, Han Solo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han Solo is pouting worshipfullness 2017-03-29 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	[gapes at him and nearly sputters] Can't you ever just propose to me like a normal human being?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)