kate bishop ♐ ʜᴀᴡᴋᴇʏᴇ (katebishop) wrote in thedisplaced, @ 2019-12-25 21:33:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network post, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), nina zenik |
Funny story. This woman hired me to look into her husband. Thought he was cheating on her. Kept finding weird charges on his personal credit card. Couldn't make heads or tales of it.
Turns out, the guy rented:
1 partridge in a pear tree
2 turtle doves
3 French hens
4 calling birds
5 gold rings
6 geese
7 swans
8 maids
9 ladies dancing
10 lords
11 pipers
12 drummers
You can see where this is going, right? He did a flash mob to surprise her because it was her favorite Christmas song, and if that doesn't warm the cold, dead cockles of your heart, I don't know what to tell you.
HAWKEYE INVESTIGATIONS + MOLLY HAYES:
So we have a brand new facility. Turns out wishing for the revamped Hawkeye Investigation building actually worked. State of the art facilities and you know, running water.MOLLY HAYES + GWEN POOLE:
The housing is all there, too, but I don't want to invite everyone to live there. I think everyone else has their own places anyway.
So Molls, you up for moving? Gwen, you're welcome there. Your room's just like you left it.