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Tweak says, "monkeybum"

Maria Hill (typeaplus) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-09-18 14:44:00

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daisy johnson / quake (trn562), jan van dyne / the wasp (trn562), maria hill (trn562), peggy carter (mcu)

So what does everyone use for background noise because it is kind of creepy how silent my dorm is rn.

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	myvalue 2018-09-18 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Is there a particular reason you're at your dorm room? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	typeaplus 2018-09-18 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm running a background check on my seminar speaker. And taking a buzzfeed quiz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

myvalue
2018-09-18 07:05 pm UTC (link)

Of course you are. Hopefully there will be nothing worth noting in it.

[Maria]

I wondered if we could speak about your current position at the Bureau.

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typeaplus
2018-09-18 07:12 pm UTC (link)

There's always something worth noting in a background check if you dig far enough.

He's a yankees fan, so that's a red flag in itself.

[Peggy]

I've got Daisy covering phones until I can manage to lie a little more convincingly. Fairy magic doesn't understand that there's a lot of relativity and nuance to truth.

But I can still do the job.

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myvalue
2018-09-18 07:14 pm UTC (link)

I'm afraid you may need to dig deeper to get anything worthwhile.

[Maria]

I do not doubt that.

I'm in need of an assistant and would like to offer the position to you.

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	Peggy typeaplus 2018-09-18 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	REALLY? 😲😲😲 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maria myvalue 2018-09-18 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	I can think of no one better to take on the task and you have shown time and again how resourceful you can be. The position is yours if you want it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy typeaplus 2018-09-18 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I totally do! I just thought you were upset with me or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maria myvalue 2018-09-19 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Ah. No. Merely weighing the options. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fabulous 2018-09-18 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	It's because I can't talk! (Reply to this)

	fabulous 2018-09-18 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	I CAN SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS COMPLETELY MUTE!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	typeaplus 2018-09-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	I mean other mute people were on the network. I thought maybe you just decided to go on a "cleanse" or something. It's just weird because you're normally really loud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fabulous
2018-09-18 07:11 pm UTC (link)

I couldn't find my phone the whole next day, and then I was so preoccupied with not being able to talk that I wasn't thinking straight. Then I spent the last few days looking for my phone because I had in a very specific pocket I created in my dress so I could bring it to the ball, and you know how that goes. My phone was NOT in any of the ten places I would have left it to charge. It turned out to be in Tony's CHEESE FRIDGE which, btw, we have not cleaned out in a while so it's a little nasty.

Anyway, I suggest using music.

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	typeaplus 2018-09-18 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Cheese can't get nasty Jan. I'm pretty sure mold just makes it fancier cheese. I picked it all based on optimal bpm for PT goals. I kind of can't listen to most of it without feeling I need to go for a run. Except like, sad breakup music and that's not really studying noise either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fabulous 2018-09-18 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	This is beyond "oh it's old cheese" and gone into "oh it's completely mold." Did we have a power outage because this is really bad. Okay, so then... Ooh, ASMR? But not the picke eating kind. Or the rain one, that might make you sleepy. But the head massages ones or the tapping ones? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	typeaplus 2018-09-18 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	idk. I mean I guess like Tony always sort of dealt with the cheese fridge? Like just sounds of people tapping? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fabulous 2018-09-18 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	UGH, I guess I should start. OOOO, or get Ultron to do it. Just look up ASMR triggers and find ones you like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	typeaplus 2018-09-18 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	We might need to take this first round. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dothequake 2018-09-18 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want me to come and make slight air vibrations? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	typeaplus 2018-09-18 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	No but I could use someone to lie to ICE for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dothequake 2018-09-18 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. I can do that for you. What are we lying to them about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	typeaplus 2018-09-19 01:06 am UTC (link)
	I was thinking of saying I was DHS and needed this guy's personnel file. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dothequake 2018-09-19 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Well, we're going to have to figure out the details, but I think we can manage it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	typeaplus 2018-09-19 01:23 am UTC (link)
	It should be straightforward. I think they're pretty much a paper operation down here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dothequake 2018-09-19 01:25 am UTC (link)
	That makes sense. You just tell me what you want me to say and I'll make it into a reasonable lie. (Reply to this) (Parent)