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Tweak says, "No ossifer, I'm not drunk!"

torunn ⚡ (childofthor) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-09-03 12:28:00

Entry tags:

!network post, brunnhilde / valkyrie (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (ph), loki laufeyson (616), loki odinson (mcu), peggy carter (mcu), sam wilson / captain america (616), sam wilson / falke (au), sif (mcu), steve rogers (au), torunn thorsdottir, wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (mcu)

I say this with great annoyance (recognizing that likely no one here is to blame):

Avengers, assemble.

Meaning, is there anyone here who actually knows who I am?

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	hashertricks 2018-09-04 01:59 am UTC (link)
	It's not as though secret relatives are unheard of in this family. You might very well have a sister lurking in Niflheim who's plotting to destroy the Nine Realms as we speak. One never knows! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 02:03 am UTC (link)
	I was always the secret relative. Who were you referring to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 02:12 am UTC (link)
	You haven't run into mention of Hela yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Only in mythology books. But there's a few years difference between here and the last reality I was in, which means I've probably missed a few things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Suffice to say your grandfather kept secrets he should not have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Can you elaborate on that? Google appears to be lacking in useful information somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 02:33 am UTC (link)
	So was Odin. Your father and I came by most of the story from other sources. Are you certain you want to hear this tale? It does not have a happy ending. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Whatever happened doesn't happen in every reality. I would like to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hashertricks
2018-09-04 02:44 am UTC (link)

Very well.

You could say that Hela was the All-Father's first disappointment. Oh, she excelled in all manner of things, as he urged her to do, but he had raised a conqueror who knew no restraint.

When Hela failed to come to heel at the end of your grandfather's conquest of the realms, Odin handled the problem the way he tended to handle most unpleasant things. He locked her away and covered up all evidence that he'd ever had a daughter. In another genius move, he linked the bars of her cage to his lifeforce. No Odin, no prison. Do you see where this is going?

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	childofthor 2018-09-04 02:48 am UTC (link)
	He died. Hela was released. This is already different from my reality. What happened after she was released? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Ragnarok. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 02:58 am UTC (link)
	You can't be saying that everyone died. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Not everyone. Most. Half of what few of us remained were cut down by Thanos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 03:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 03:05 am UTC (link)
	It is hardly your fault, Niece. Better to spend your time here enjoying the company available than mourning those who cannot be saved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I can still be sorry their lives were lost and about what you must have gone through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Yes, well, your father made friends with a raccoon he insists is a rabbit, so it wasn't all terrible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 03:11 am UTC (link)
	You mean Rocket? How does he look anything like a rabbit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Ask your father when he gets back, if he ever decides to show up again. Mind you, he's been having trouble with depth perception lately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Because the idiot lost an eye to our sister. I understand Rocket gave him a new one, but your father neglected to wash the damn thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Well. Some germs probably won't kill him at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Just how do you think Rocket smuggled it away from the original owner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2018-09-04 03:33 am UTC (link)
	I really had no desire to think about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-09-04 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Apparently your father had no capacity to think about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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