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Eliot the Spectacular, High King of Fillory (the_spectacular) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-07-28 16:03:00

Entry tags:

alucard emery, bucky barnes / winter soldier (ph), eliot waugh, eliot waugh (helladjacent), fleur weasley, fray, jo harvelle, kylo ren / ben solo, margo hanson, marina andrieski, petunia dursley (au), poe dameron, quentin coldwater, ronan lynch, sam winchester, seivarden vendaai, victor frankenstein (cl), waverly earp

I'm Eliot. I understand you've already met someone who shares a strong resemblance in name, face, and hopefully an excellent taste in vests and alcoholic beverages. Some of you have been here for some time, and I am hoping you can help me.

This isn't my first time being pulled into another world, or my second, or even third, or forth, and so on. Some of you have also been pulled into other worlds which may or may not have been purgatory like before ending up here. I'm trying to get some information on my friends? They might have mentioned a Hell Hotel? Hotel Kairos?

Paul Rovia, aka Jesus
Castiel
Claire Novak
Gretel (yes, that one)
Negan
Judith Grimes
Rowena Ravenclaw
Godric Gryffindor

Just looking to see if anyone else made it out. Any information you might have would be deeply appreciated.

[Eliot's Homeworld(s)]

So, hello. I've just spent the last two years in a semi-sentient, murderous hotel. How're things?

[Quentin Coldwater]

Jesus fuck, Q. Except not literally. Are you my Q? Were you at the hotel? Please tell me you made it out, too. I'm still in quarantine.

[Margo Hanson]

Bambi?

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	margo/eliot. the_spectacular 2018-07-28 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	What? Like secret keeper level prove it? Prove I'm not an El-gollem prove it? Not mention what happened that solstice party during our first year prove it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. ovaryup 2018-07-29 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Tell me something that's not in our canon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. the_spectacular 2018-07-29 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Our canon? What the fuck does that even mean? Like our books in the library? I think Penny read mine? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. ovaryup 2018-07-29 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Do a search for your name on the internet, Eliot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. the_spectacular 2018-07-29 12:23 am UTC (link)
	[...] What the Jesus fuck? How the fuck am I supposed to know what they put into canon and what they didn't? Why is everyone acting so paranoid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. ovaryup 2018-07-29 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Because we've been through a lot of shit, El. We always go through a lot of shit. What's the last thing you remember from home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. the_spectacular 2018-07-29 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Ember and Umber are dead. Magic is gone. My wife left the fairy realm to let us know how fucked we are a few minutes before the invading army showed up. But that's not where I'm from. The last time I was actually home the rest of you left to get your tramp stamps. I've gotten new memories a couple of times since then, if that even makes any sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

margo/eliot.

ovaryup
2018-07-29 12:41 am UTC (link)

Memory upgrades. We get them here too.

That explains why you didn't say anything about the eyepatch.

So we're fictional to most people here. They just don't recognize us. Luckily, neither of us are that popular in mainstream media — which btw is bullshit, our lives are fucking Emmy-worthy — so you won't have to worry so much about that.

Now, have you heard about The Monster?

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	Re: margo/eliot. the_spectacular 2018-07-29 12:52 am UTC (link)
	We should have fucking EGOTs. What's The Monster? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. ovaryup 2018-07-29 12:54 am UTC (link)
	It's a shapeshifter. That's why everyone's so paranoid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. the_spectacular 2018-07-29 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Okay, is there a better way to test for it than ask questions and hope for the best? A shapeshifter can't be that hard to deal with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	margo/eliot. ovaryup 2018-07-29 01:23 am UTC (link)
	None of us, besides Alice, has actually seem the Monster. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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