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ᴛᴜʟɪᴘ ᴏ'ʜᴀʀᴇ ([info]booberry) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-07-04 16:29:00

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Entry tags:doctor (12), jason todd / red hood (au), sam winchester, tulip o'hare (tv)

So I got myself in a pickle here. I need to get a job, but I ain't ever had a straight job. I used to be a criminal. Not anymore, no no sir.

But say someone was looking for a job and they had those skills, what would they do?


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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-04 09:31 pm UTC (link)
I used to jack tires. Now I fix cars. And do some vigilante work on the side, except there's not really a demand here.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-04 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'm far from a vigilante.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-04 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Okay, so let's start with what you used to do.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-05 02:23 am UTC (link)
I've robbed banks and jewelry stores, hustled pool, exploded a food truck.. I don't know, lots of stuff.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-05 02:27 am UTC (link)
All right. Next step. Figure out which of those skills actually apply to legal work. If the answer is d) none of the above, then you're going to want to see about either figuring out your non-criminal skill sets, or heading to school to pick some up.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-05 02:28 am UTC (link)
Hell, is there a shooting range around here?

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-05 02:29 am UTC (link)
It's Texas. Probably easier to ask who doesn't use a gun.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-05 02:40 am UTC (link)
Okay, that's a valid point and I'll accept that one.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-05 04:56 pm UTC (link)
If guns are your thing, there's probably a legal way to make a living with them that doesn't get people hurt.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-05 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Probably. Can you think of one?

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-05 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Teaching gun safety, doing maintenance, working at a gun shop.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-06 12:45 am UTC (link)
That's a pretty good idea.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-06 01:04 am UTC (link)
There you go. Gainful employment.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-06 01:17 am UTC (link)
I've been able to shoot a gun since I was knee high.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-06 01:28 am UTC (link)
Seems a little early, but okay.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-06 01:38 am UTC (link)
What, like your childhood was better?

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-06 01:42 am UTC (link)
Nah, not really. Deadbeat dad. No money for my mom to see a real doctor. On the streets before I got out of elementary school. Oh, and I died.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-06 01:46 am UTC (link)
Daddy was killed in a shootout and CPS took me.

I didn't die though.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-06 01:50 am UTC (link)
Ah, good old CPS. The fast track to shit-storm central.

Best if you don't. Dying sucks.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-06 03:22 am UTC (link)
Foster families are a crap shoot.

I'll try not to.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-06 05:09 pm UTC (link)
I bolted before they put me in the system. One too many horror stories. Bruce tried after he found me, but I wasn't having it.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-07 03:29 am UTC (link)
I learned some things from a few of them. Explosives, that's a good one.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-07 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Explosives are a thing of beauty when you're the one setting them.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-07 10:49 pm UTC (link)
And you keep all your fingers.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-07 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, that's usually a good idea.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-07 11:39 pm UTC (link)
My foster dad lost a few.

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[info]fallenrobin
2018-07-07 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Ouch.

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[info]bornunder
2018-07-04 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Can you be more specific about those skills?

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[info]booberry
2018-07-05 02:24 am UTC (link)
Like I told the other guy, robbed places, ran cons, "demolition."

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[info]twelfth_doctor
2018-07-05 02:44 am UTC (link)
Mmmmmm... pickle.

Dill or chili?

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[info]booberry
2018-07-05 02:53 am UTC (link)
Dill.

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[info]twelfth_doctor
2018-07-05 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Good choice, given the day. Pickle on the side with your burger. OR BETTER YET, pickle relish on your hot dog.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-05 11:16 pm UTC (link)
I do like hot dogs.

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[info]twelfth_doctor
2018-07-16 05:47 pm UTC (link)
No ketchup, though. Ketchup on hotdogs is a crime.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-16 07:52 pm UTC (link)
What? Ketchup is delicious.

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[info]twelfth_doctor
2018-07-17 12:56 am UTC (link)
On fried potatoes, or maybe a burger. But not hotdogs.

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[info]booberry
2018-07-17 04:50 am UTC (link)
Why not?

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[info]twelfth_doctor
2018-07-17 05:52 pm UTC (link)
It's revolting!

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[info]booberry
2018-07-17 10:56 pm UTC (link)
It's the preferred condiment, crazy hair.

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[info]twelfth_doctor
2018-07-18 04:36 pm UTC (link)
How scientific if your poll?

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[info]booberry
2018-07-19 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Real scientific.

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