Oh man. Kings are the worst. As long as he doesn't use magic you should be okay, though.
Yeah, I think that's what parents do, too. Whenever my dad's around, he just starts sucking souls but gets mad that I turned his axe into a bass. To be fair, I guess I did mostly do it just to piss him off but he did leave it with me. So... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯