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brother_mine (brother_mine) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-01 18:23:00

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!network post, james potter, johanna mason (au), john murphy, john watson (bbc au), mary crawley, megan gwynn / pixie (616), mycroft holmes (bbc), padme amidala, sherlock holmes (bbc au)

I'm pleased to announce that my new business, Keepsakes has been launched. Currently, it is an online store, but should you be interested, you may make an arrangement with me to have a tour of our local warehouse. We sell items that were brought from Agrabah, Camelot, Arendelle, and Alola. Furniture, lamps, rugs, jewelry, chachkies. I've been aggressively promoting, and have already made a substantial sale to a business in Dallas. We have ambitions to to expand by investing profits into more items, and in the future, opening a storefront in Tumbleweed.

In addition to Keepsakes, I am offering my services as a piano tutor. For the past few months I've been given private lessons to Padmé Amidala, who has proven to be an excellent pupil. Interested parties may inquire herewith.

[Private to James Potter]

Regarding the Dementor attack of April 15th, I trust they were all eliminated from town?

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	brother_mine 2018-05-02 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	What would you say to some sort of celebration to mark the occasion? Do you know how to drive? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-05-02 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	You do celebrations???? Driving doesn't seem too difficult. Get me a car and I'll drive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

brother_mine
2018-05-03 02:00 am UTC (link)

By the excess of question marks, I take it that you're surprised.

I need you to take that shipment to Dallas. It will not go over well if you get in an accident along the way. I want to see for myself how your driving skills are. And if you don't already have one, you need to go to the Resettlement Bureau to have a driver's licence made. If you get pulled over for some traffic violation, then it won't do.

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	uprise 2018-05-03 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Perceptive as always. Take to Dallas? Like just me? Yeah, sure. Where can we go see if my driving skills are up to par? Nope, don't have a driver's licence, just a state id. Just let me know, Boss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-05-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Sarcasm, Murphy. Contact the Bureau and get one, as soon as possible. And tomorrow, I'll test your skills. Otherwise, I'd have to hire somebody else to drive for us, which I'd rather not do. Our buyer paid for shipping, and I want it delivered, promptly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-05-03 02:25 am UTC (link)
	It's what I am fluent in. That's all I have to do? Call and they'll issue me one? Yeah, I'll call today and test out this driving skills tomorrow. Nah, you don't have to hire anyone. I got this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-05-03 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I was being sarcastic. Never mind. We'll have a small celebration when you return from delivering the merchandise. That is what they did for the rest of your identification. Perhaps you ought to bring a friend with you to keep you company. How about that dubious one, who's going to kill her pokemon by feeding it Cheetos? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-05-03 02:34 am UTC (link)
	I forget you're sarcastic sometimes. Celebration after I return. Check. Sounds simple and to the point. Dubious one? You mean my girlfriend. She's not going to kill her pokemon. It looks like a damn tree. She loves trees. Last thing she's going to do is kill it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-05-03 03:48 am UTC (link)
	How do you forget that? I shall have to step up my efforts. I didn't ask for her name. She's the dubious one because she suspected that I was telling a lie about hiring you. The bonsai one, or the palm tree one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-05-03 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I know you didn't ask for her name. I'm telling you her name and it's Johanna. She's my girlfriend. The bonsai one. The one that's actually a rock and not a tree. It just looks like one. Her name is Rocky. I got a Trubbish. His name is John Jr. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-05-04 10:25 am UTC (link)
	Noted. Why did you choose a Trubbish, and would it have anything to do with John Senior? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-05-04 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	He's a bag of trash. I'm a bag of trash. It seemed pretty fitting to me. There's no John Senior. My first name is John. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_forestry998 2018-05-03 02:35 am UTC (link)
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	brother_mine 2018-05-03 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Settle down. I was being flippant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-05-03 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Did you just tell me to fucking settle down? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-05-04 10:23 am UTC (link)
	Murphy says you're interested in trees? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-05-04 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, change the subject. My District was lumber. We planted as much as we cut down. Trees for miles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-05-05 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing gets past you, does it? Being in a desert must be quite a change, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-05-05 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing. I have a pine tree in my front yard. Santa put it there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brother_mine 2018-05-06 02:39 am UTC (link)
	A single pine tree? Why that particular type? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-05-06 03:33 am UTC (link)
	That was the one we had the most of back home. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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