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Loki Odinson has his mother's tricks. (hashertricks) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-04-09 21:47:00

Entry tags:

brunnhilde / valkyrie (mcu), loki laufeyson (616), loki odinson (mcu), sif (mcu), thor odinson (mcu), torunn thorsdottir

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I will be at the base, assisting with the dead.

The animals are settled at the house for the time being. There is no need to check on them, unless one of you wishes to do so.

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	godofstories 2018-04-10 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I'm assuming you have the potential to, if nothing else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 02:11 am UTC (link)
	You have an unfair advantage. Which, granted, is my favorite kind, but it's annoying when used against me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I have a boyfriend who thrives on pizza. Obviously, if you found a boyfriend who thrives on pizza, this would be a non-issue by now. Regardless, there is pizza. But you do you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Give me an hour or two to fulfill my promise to Agent Romanoff. Then you can bribe me with food. We'll leave the relationship talk for later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, an Avengers team-up. No, no. Please proceed. I can wait! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh, shut up. It's not a "team up." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 02:26 am UTC (link)
	One step closer to being one of ussssss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 02:50 am UTC (link)
	She doesn't even like me, much less trust me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	With an attitude like that, of course she doesn't. Besides, one-armed types who emotionally repress are more her speed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you dare try to set me up with someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I think you mistake my meaning. If you want to hook with anyone, I am certain you are fully capable of doing so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Do tell, oh wise one. What is your meaning? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	That you need to be one of the fifteen Bucky Barneses drifting around to merit her affections. These are just facts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	I don't need her affections, just an assurance that she won't stab me for blinking at her the wrong way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	I don't believe anyone has that. Not even Barnes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Fine then. A fifty percent decrease in the odds of being maimed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	You may be at 40%. Look how far you've come! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Delightful. I hope she aims for the hand. Then I can pretend to still have one and watch people's faces when they miss trying to shake it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godofstories 2018-04-10 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	I do enjoy seeing your optimism finding that silver lining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hashertricks 2018-04-10 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	It's one of my finer talents. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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