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Tweak says, "I promise"

Tahani Al-Jamil (tahanitime) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-03-21 00:33:00

Entry tags:

!network post, eleanor shellstrop, janet, michael, tahani al-jamil

I do not appreciate being poked and prodded by robots, even if it is apparently for my own health.

Oh dear. Is this the Medium Place? Am I doomed to a tacky singles cruise with under-cooked food in the dining room and loud tourists in horrible Hawaiian shirts? Because if that is the case, that's worst torture than anything Michael ever thought of himself when I was in the Bad Place.

What's even worse is having to hear bad covers of Jimmy Buffet at the karaoke bar, if that's also a thing.

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	elliebloodstone 2018-03-21 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Oh, more of you. I suppose you're after Eleanor and Michael and whats-his-name with the club music. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-21 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Eleanor, Michael, and Jason are here, too? That's lovely. Yes, I would like to see them. I'm Tahani. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebloodstone 2018-03-21 05:06 am UTC (link)
	That's definitely a word for it. I'm sure they're around somewhere. Unless they've gotten so bored they've thrown themselves into the ocean, of course. Elsa Bloodstone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-22 01:53 am UTC (link)
	They've made themselves known to me. Which means they haven't thrown themselves into the ocean yet. It's lovely to meet you, Elsa. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebloodstone 2018-03-22 09:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, who knows how long we'll be here. Likewise. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-21 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	You, are late. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-22 01:53 am UTC (link)
	That is dreadfully rude of me. I am usually a very punctual person. I pride myself on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-22 01:56 am UTC (link)
	I just bet you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

tahanitime
2018-03-22 02:05 am UTC (link)

I have a reputation as someone who is always on time to uphold. It's only really acceptable to be late if it's to a celebrity party. Like for my good friend Taylor's recent album release party, I showed up when they party had been going on for at least three hours. Late enough to be considered acceptable, but not too late to where people would think that I was some sort of barbarian. It is a fine balance to maintain.

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	teamcockroach 2018-03-22 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I almost dozed off trying to read that so I'm just going to smile and nod over here. What's the last thing you remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-23 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Michael and the Judge were debating what to do with us. Something about sending us to our own medium places while they deliberated our fates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-23 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yay, Jason, Janet, and I are all from that point. Michael's mildly evil because he's from earlier or something. I don't really get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-23 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that doesn't make much sense. Why would we all be from the same point in time except Michael? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-23 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	It's a thing here, I guess? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bud_hole 2018-03-21 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yo Tahani! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-22 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Jason! You have no idea how happy I am to see you right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2018-03-22 01:57 am UTC (link)
	You in quarantine? A whole bunch of others are here too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-22 02:05 am UTC (link)
	I am, though they should be letting me out soon. I've already talked to Michael and Eleanor. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thearchitect 2018-03-21 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Tahani. Lovely to see you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-22 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Michael! It's good to see you, too. It would appear as we're only missing Chidi and Janet, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-03-23 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Hi Tahani! It’s me, Janet! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Janet! It is so good to see you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-03-24 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	I have mixed feelings about you, likely jealousy-related, but I am at least 60% happy to see you, as well! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-25 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Right. I am sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-03-26 02:48 am UTC (link)
	There is no conceivable way that the circumstances we were in were your fault, so apology not accepted! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thearchitect 2018-03-21 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's a shame you just missed the ball some of the princesses on board put on. But not to worry, I'm sure you'll think of something just as splendid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tahanitime 2018-03-22 01:55 am UTC (link)
	I missed a ball? Well, that's rather disappointing. But you're right. I am quite adept at throwing together fancy parties. I will have to do something. (Reply to this) (Parent)