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Tweak says, "Wait, who's Dwigt?"

ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴀɴ (uprise) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-03-03 16:45:00

Entry tags:

!network post, annie cresta (au), bart curlish, johanna mason (au), john murphy, leslie thompkins, matt murdock / daredevil (mcu), raven reyes, selina kyle (gotham)

[filtered to people that consider him a friend]

I know you all have just been at the edge of your seats waiting for me to update. I'm feeling mighty generous today and hopefully this will keep you well fed for awhile.

A few nights ago I had the pleasure of hanging out with the coolest little human. Didn't think she'd like me, but I obviously charmed the hell out of her. Who can blame her, right? Prince Charming. Watch out, Johanna. Got yourself a little bit of competition.

She also painted my nails. Here's the proof.

Bitches gon' be jealous.

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	uprise 2018-03-04 03:03 am UTC (link)
	No, I'm just being vague because there's a toddler peeking at this convo. Sounds like it's too much work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:11 am UTC (link)
	You've gone soft. Taking care of yourself sounds like work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:14 am UTC (link)
	You've been soft for awhile now. Yep, it sure does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm not soft. You do it without realizing it. Laying in bed counts. Taking a bubble bath counts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:29 am UTC (link)
	A soft kitten, totally squishable. Bubble baths count? Huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I'm a rock. And my heart is made of wood. Yeah, we should take one of those. I mean you, you should. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:37 am UTC (link)
	The lightest and softest rock I have ever held. Nah, we can take one together. Sharing is caring and all of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I'm bony. It's self care and girlfriend care at the same time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:44 am UTC (link)
	No. I'm bony. Bubble bath and smokey time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I guess I do have softer parts. Your ~~tummy~~ stomach is soft. Stop going to the buffet. You're going to run out of weed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-03-04 03:54 am UTC (link)
	My stomach is soft? Are you saying I'm getting fat, Johanna? I'll just get some more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_forestry998 2018-03-04 04:05 am UTC (link)
	No, that would be rude. It would be like telling someone they look better when they smile, or something like that. I can't remember what you said. Where?? We left hobbit town. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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