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Tweak says, "poke"

Waverly Earp (earpish) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-03-03 02:04:00

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!network post, jessica drew / spider-woman (616), julia wicker, pidge gunderson, rick jones (616), ronan lynch, waverly earp

Full disclosure, I am amaaazing at playlists and also rock climbing is pretty great. It's not parachuting out of a plane, but it's also pretty high up. I'm making a promise to myself to do more adventurous things that would probably make Wynonna's hair turn gray and probably is already making Doc question his 'keep Waverly Earp safe' thing.

So who is with me? I am here for epic friendships and a lot of super excited rambling about things that I'm interesting in.

Also I'm kind of hoping that I might get the chance to go ziplining, so I'm hoping the next place is like suuuuper awesome and has ziplining and all kinds of things to do. Official request to the universe/whatever is in control here: Lots of adventure, exactly zero surprise battles.

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	earpish 2018-03-11 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you're fine. But I'm still down to learn to defend myself a little better. When in danger, call Bruce Banner? Or you, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pheremony
2018-03-12 12:38 am UTC (link)

That's a nice thing to say, but I wouldn't jump to conclusions, if I were you. Sweet. I'll track down a room, then, and we can go from there.

Oh, no. Definitely not. When in danger, call Carol Danvers. If that danger involves alcohol, call me. And when in need of a bro that will constantly have your back and remind you that the world doesn't always sucks, call Hulk. Not Banner. Hulk.

You can call Banner if it's a non-tech related sciencey thing that doesn't involve theoretical experimentation with radiation, I guess. Problems that require his expertise are usually ones that the whole team needs to be briefed on, though.

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	earpish 2018-03-12 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm always optimistic. Especially about other people. Okay. Cool. That sounds complicated, but I'll make a list. I'm going to pretend I understand what you just said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pheremony
2018-03-12 06:52 am UTC (link)

I respect, admire, and am the complete opposite of that.

Nah, it's not. You just have to know how to find who you're looking for. Let me break it down for you.

For almost all danger: Carol's easy to spot because she's blonde and constantly looks like she's trying to calculate how far she can throw you, and since her stare is definitely intense enough to make you think that a.) she might actually do it, and b.) if she did, the answer to her mental math would be 'really fucking far,' the idea of mixing her and alcohol in any way will probably terrify you.

Alcohol-related danger: Me, I'm pretty easy to spot because I look kind of like Peggy Carter if she were a lot less classy and gave off the unmistakable air of someone in constant need of a drink.

Best Avenger: If you don't already know, Hulk is big, green, and has a personality that's pretty close to how you imagine Keanu Reeves must be in real life. It's easy to find him, but hard to leave him.

Science things that don't involve robots: I've never met the version of Bruce that's here, but there are certain things that are too Bruce not to be a trait of all Bruces: Hair that looks like he ran his hand through it, kind of fixed it, and ran his hand through it again over and over for most of the day; clothes that are weirdly baggy, despite the fact that he has that particular size and body type that means that almost everything fits, making you wonder if he actually went looking for clothes that looked to big on him, and a constant, twitchy restlessness that always makes him seem like he's mastered the perfect balance of discomfort, curiosity, and deeply, deeply understated (but still uncontrolled) rage. If you're still not sure you've found the right guy, ask him where the bathroom is. If he shoots you a look like he's panicked because he doesn't even know what a bathroom is? That's Bruce.

You find us four and you're golden, because everyone else is irrelevant. Oh, and when in doubt, go to Hulk. He'll take care of it.

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earpish
2018-03-12 07:05 am UTC (link)

Well, I'll be optimistic enough for both of us, then.

I'm already vaguely terrified ~~and kind of interested~~. I have noted it,though.

So you're the Wynonna of the group. I can understand that.

Keanu Reeves is that guy from the Matrix? But I've seen stuff about Hulk.

Okay. I will definitely try to remember this. I guess I can always write this all down.

I'm the one that you go to when you need someone to do research or need someone to translate spells or if you need any information on the Revenants. But no one here does. Unless they show up. But I have my "creepy murder board" as Wynonna called it. It has all my research and pertinent information about the Revenants. Just in case.

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pheremony
2018-03-26 03:00 am UTC (link)

Whatever floats your boat.

Good. That's a foolproof breakdown.

Reeeeally don't know what that means, but I'm assuming it's a good thing?

Yes, but also a certified awesome human being, by all accounts. That's more what I meant. And much chiller than you'd expect.

Oh, Wynonna's a person you know. Okay, clearer. Good. Cool. You're the Natasha, then. Minus the badass hand-to-hand skills, sure, but she's kind of unique. Glad to see that you're prepared.

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