Ah, I see. The pirates in the play were [...] innocent, I suppose, is the best word for it. And rather gullible.
I'm more than willing to talk about magic, or demonstrate. I love turning things into other things, that's the flashiest sort of demonstrations I've got.
Or we could have a duel. Never dueled against elemental magic, actually. Sounds like it could be interesting. But - not here, or we'll get thrown in the brig.