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Tweak says, "Breakfast included"

bart: delete key of the universe (deletekey) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-23 07:25:00

Entry tags:

!network post, anya corazon / spider-girl (616), bart curlish, clarke griffin, doc holliday, john murphy

[speech-to-text]
The boat is nice I haven't killed anyone since I got here

I kinda wanna see what the middle of the Earth looks like but I don't want to ruin nothing plus it'd probably be confusing maybe they probably got different rules and their cars are different or something

It's kind of boring here though

Is there anything to do here tiny square besides eat ice cream I got bored of that already

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	uprise 2018-02-24 06:35 am UTC (link)
	I got hung once and my neck didn't snap. They just beat the shit out of me. That hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deletekey 2018-02-24 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah that sounds pretty painful (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-02-24 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Getting stabbed doesn't sound too pleasant either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deletekey 2018-02-24 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Yeah it hurt I was trying to kill Dirk Gently cuz I thought I was supposed to but I wasn't and this lady stabbed me in the leg and punched me and threw me off the stairs that kinda stuff never happened before (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-02-24 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like my life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deletekey 2018-02-24 06:45 am UTC (link)
	You tried to kill Dirk Gently too [...] Did you did tried to kill [...] How do I talk a question (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-02-24 06:48 am UTC (link)
	You just put in a '?' at the end. Or, if you're talking face-to-face, the tone of your voice hikes up a little bit. Don't try too hard. You might hurt yourself. No. I didn't try and kill him. He's got a stupid fucking name. Sounds like an asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deletekey 2018-02-24 06:51 am UTC (link)
	I was talking like a question Dirk is okay he whines a lot like oh that woman tried to kill me yeah like whatever I didn't kill him like three whole times like more than three like so many times I lost count (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-02-24 06:54 am UTC (link)
	I can't hear you talk. I'll kill him for you. It's alright. The universe can suck it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deletekey 2018-02-24 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Your little square doesn't give you the robot voices Mine does I wouldn't do that if I were you he's like you and me the universe won't let you or anybody else kill him trust me unless you want to get hurt again I wouldn't bother (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message uprise 2018-02-24 07:01 am UTC (link)
	It's called a cellphone, firstly. Secondly, this is my actual voice and not a damn robot voice. You're talking if I'm some kind of special person. I just got stupid luck, nothing amazing about that. Name's Murphy, by the by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

voice message

deletekey
2018-02-24 07:08 am UTC (link)

[ooc: A sample of Bart's distinctive, growly voice.]

Yeah, I like your real voice better.

But you sound pretty special to me. Like, normal people, they would just die. Sometimes when I'm killing someone, other people who get in the way die. Like that just happens. So it sounds like the universe is using you for something... probably. Sorry. It's using me, too.

My name is Bart.

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	voice message uprise 2018-02-24 07:16 am UTC (link)
	[ooc: here's murphy/richard's voice.] Yeah, it's silky smooth. [...] Do you honestly sound like that? Talk normal. I mean, you do have a point there. The universe hasn't decided I need to die any time soon. I'm probably just being used for entertainment purposes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message deletekey 2018-02-24 07:32 am UTC (link)
	This is how I talk normal. Yeah, you're probably right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message uprise 2018-02-24 07:35 am UTC (link)
	I think you're stressing that growl too much. I'm trying out this good boy thing so the universes can get off my back for a little while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message deletekey 2018-02-24 07:40 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I tried that too but it just made things worse. It's like I'm a tool, I'm not even a person. The world out there... it's confusing and irritating. I'm sick of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message uprise 2018-02-24 07:43 am UTC (link)
	A Siren did stab me back at Atlantis and I was just trying to get to the shelter, minding my own business. The world sucks. It chews you up and spits you back out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message deletekey 2018-02-24 07:49 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message uprise 2018-02-24 07:54 am UTC (link)
	You're pretty okay despite your gnarly voice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message deletekey 2018-02-24 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah okay, I guess. You’re pretty okay, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message uprise 2018-02-24 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'd like to think I am. Not everyone feels the same way I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message deletekey 2018-02-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I get that, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice message uprise 2018-02-25 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Just ignore Clarke. Sometimes we're okay, sometimes not so much. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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