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🇷🇦🇻🇪🇳 🇷🇪🇾🇪🇸 (mechabadass) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-11 00:15:00

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MURPHY

WHAT THE FUCK?

[Edit]
Bellamy, I'm not going to build a bear tomorrow.

In fact, I'm not leaving my cabin ever again.

	Private uprise 2018-02-11 06:57 am UTC (link)
	I did something to her awhile back. A lot more shitty than this. Ever since I kind of feel responsible for her...happiness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private classprotector 2018-02-11 07:00 am UTC (link)
	You gotta find a balance. No making decisions like that for her. Those aren't your call. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private uprise 2018-02-11 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Lesson learned, I won't do that again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private classprotector 2018-02-11 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Boy. You must really like learning things the hard way. Next time you wanna try to look out for her again, tell me. I'm Buffy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 07:10 am UTC (link)
	You really have no idea. ~~You my new therapist.~~ Alright, yeah. If that's what you want to do. I'm Murphy or Boy in this case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 07:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm thinking I kinda do. But yeah. I do wanna. Nope. You're Einstein 'til you get her to be not mad at you anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh really? Highly doubt that, but I'll let it pass. Is this what you do for a living or what? Why you helping me out? I'm the asshole here. Did you just make that name up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Look at you, gettin' smarter already. I'm a vampire slayer, actually. I don't have a real job. I do, however, have lots of unfun experience with assholes like you. And I know you don't always mean to be an asshole. So. Here I am. Come on. You've heard of Einstein. Right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 07:20 am UTC (link)
	I love it when people patronize me. It's cute. Vampire Slayer? You know there's a vampire here on the boat, right? Listen, it's not like I'm aiming to be an unfun asshole. Just the way it happens. Murphy's Law. Nope. Not ringing any bells. Was he around 100 years from now? That's where I'm from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Right back atcha, buddy. There's more than one on the boat, yeah. I'm aware. They've also got souls. I'm not interested in slaying them. Uh, no, he was the guy who invented the atomic bomb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Whatever you say, pal. Oh. You said vampire slayer, figured you meant you slayed all of them. Shit. He did? Why the fuck am I that guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Boy, you really are a classic case of trying to annoy people away, honeybunch. I've run out of patronizing nicknames. It's not an all-encompassing title. 'Cause he was super smart but did a stupid thing that he later regretted? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 07:31 am UTC (link)
	It's my superpower. It's super convenient. I don't know. I'm not a vampire slayer. I would of had to have done something super smart first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? Full disclosure. Mine is being stronger than the average bear. I am, so I'm telling you that's how it goes. Betting you've done something somewhere along the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 07:36 am UTC (link)
	Like a baby bear? I put it down in my notebook so I won't forget. You can ask around. I haven't done much of anything. Nothing smart anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Wanna find out? So. Question time. What kinda world did you come from? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 07:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm just going to assume you can kick my ass. How about that? I'm from 100 years into the future, give or take. Earth went through a nuclear apocalypse. That kind of world. What about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 07:42 am UTC (link)
	See? You're not that dumb. Oh, y'know. Vampires, demons, forces of darkness. Nothing major. So, there's where you're smart, too. You survived. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 07:54 am UTC (link)
	The smartest. Sounds like a nice walk in the park. Raven has nicknamed me cockroach for a reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 07:58 am UTC (link)
	Einstein forever. Yeah, I'm not gonna call you cockroach. They're icky. You're not icky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Tattoo it right across my forehead. I don't know. Have you seen what I looked like? Name is only reserved for her anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 08:03 am UTC (link)
	No thanks. Needles give me the wiggins. Not really, but y'know. I've got my name for you now, so I'm not budging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 08:06 am UTC (link)
	Needles give me the heebie jeebies too. Just so you know, I got no money so I'm not paying you hourly for any of this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy classprotector 2018-02-11 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Oh boy! Way to make me sound like the world's most underpaid prostitute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Einstein \| Buffy uprise 2018-02-11 08:09 am UTC (link)
	What? No. I meant being nice to me, calm down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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