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Matt Murdock (saint_matthew) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-01-19 11:32:00

Entry tags:

!network post, elektra natchios (mcu), john murphy, matt murdock / daredevil (mcu), rick jones (616), sam winchester, trish walker (mcu)

[Voice to Text]

Would anybody be interested in being my guide? To take me around and describe the city?

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saint_matthew
2018-01-20 01:48 am UTC (link)

[Voice to Text]

I've got one of these apps that reads text out to me, and it's in a monotone voice. Some messages get lost in the translation, so to speak.

He tells me he's a pirate, can you top that? The only thing that can go against pirates are ninjas, so I'm told.

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	uprise 2018-01-20 01:52 am UTC (link)
	WhathappenswhenIjustdontputspacesbetweeneachword? I can top anything. In bed and out of it. How about a futuristic space pirate? Those are more kick ass than a bland pirate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

saint_matthew
2018-01-20 02:07 am UTC (link)

[Voice to Text]

Did you just do a keyboard smash?

You'll have to work it out with Rick about the in-bed part. Futuristic space pirate comes very close. What do you have instead of a parrot?

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	uprise 2018-01-20 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Did it read it as one whole word? I just didn't put spaces between the words. I am sorry Rick, but you will have to go without any bedroom experience with yours truly. I get a Raven instead of a parrot~~, but she's not here at the moment~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

saint_matthew
2018-01-20 02:20 am UTC (link)

[Voice to Text]

I'm given a message that whatever you wrote was unreadable. Since it can detect most foreign languages, I assumed you'd typed jibberish. Now I know that not putting spaces between words does the same thing.

Okay, Ravens are cool, I admit. I never caught your name. Mine is Matt Murdock.

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	uprise 2018-01-20 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm useful for something. Now you know. I have never actually seen a raven. Back where I came from, I have a friend named Raven. You never caught my name because I never said it, Murdock. I've been pretty good at that lately. The name's Murphy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

saint_matthew
2018-01-20 02:29 am UTC (link)

[Voice to Text]

I never doubted you were.

Maybe your friend could be your sidekick, then. I was trying to be suave there, but you caught me. Murphy is your first or last name?

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	uprise 2018-01-20 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Smart move. Actually, if anything, I'd be her sidekick. You got my suave senses tingling. Hey, looks like you caught me, too. Murphy is my last name. ~~John is my first.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

saint_matthew
2018-01-20 02:42 am UTC (link)

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I'm blind, dude. I can't afford to make hasty judgments.

She's pretty cool, huh?

Irish?

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	uprise 2018-01-20 02:49 am UTC (link)
	I need to keep track of how many times you're going to tell me you're blind. I have a pretty damn good memory, I swear. Genius. Bad ass. Yeah, she's cool, too. Irish as Irish can be, I guess. Murdock? That's what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thewhisperer 2018-01-20 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I've been to space. I stopped a war when I was your age. I'm not bland. I'm awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

saint_matthew
2018-01-20 02:37 am UTC (link)

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Shots fired! Is it bad that I'm thoroughly entertained by this?

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	thewhisperer 2018-01-20 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Whatever makes you happy, Matty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

saint_matthew
2018-01-20 02:45 am UTC (link)

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I've got to get my kicks, somehow.

[Private] Did you know Trish dated a me that was here, before?

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	Matt/Rick thewhisperer 2018-01-20 02:48 am UTC (link)
	That Trish is way different than the one I know. But no, I didn't know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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saint_matthew
2018-01-20 02:54 am UTC (link)

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What's the difference between your Trish and her?

Well, she did. And I just asked her to take me around Atlantis. Awkward. She said she and Elketra bonded over me.

Is there anybody else who dated me here that I ought to know about? Before I put my foot in my mouth again?

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	Matt/Rick thewhisperer 2018-01-20 02:57 am UTC (link)
	My Trish was Patsy and also went by the name Hellcat. No spoilers for her, though. Dude, I don't keep track of Matt Murdock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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saint_matthew
2018-01-20 03:04 am UTC (link)

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Your Trish was named Patsy? Okay. Oh, I forgot, in your universe you can't walk a block without running into another super vigilante.

Fine, fine, I'll ask urm [...] Frank. Next time I meet him. Asking one of the ladies might be a bad idea.

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	uprise 2018-01-20 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh? You've been to space? How interesting. I've lived in space, went to a radioactive Earth. I went back up to space in maybe a 100 year old rocketship because the Earth went nuclear again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewhisperer 2018-01-20 02:44 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't sound like a pirate at all, there was no plundering. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-01-20 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I didn't think you'd want to hear my entire story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewhisperer 2018-01-20 02:48 am UTC (link)
	You were right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-01-20 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewhisperer 2018-01-20 02:54 am UTC (link)
	We can't be pirates here anyway, the king of Atlantis' kid is here and he's got claim to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uprise 2018-01-20 02:59 am UTC (link)
	I also like my hands still attached to my wrists. But the King of Atlantis' kid is here? Like on the boat with us? Or? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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