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Tweak says, "So Normal And Ugly Am I!"

Alastor Moody (i_mad) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-01-03 11:01:00

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!network post, alastor moody (au), dorcas meadowes, james potter, lily potter, noah czerny, nymphadora tonks, patty spivot, petunia dursley (au), pidge gunderson

Got me a job here in town at the police department. Told them I could get around just as well as anybody else on the force, but they stuck me behind a desk. Call it a 'disability'. Hell, I used to go toe to toe with Dark Wizards back home without my leg, these Muggle criminals in Tumbleweed ain't nothing. Got to wear an eye patch so I don't freak out the locals, which don't make any difference to me. Wonder what they'd think about my so-called disability if they knew I could see through walls? Shit, I'd be the best damn surveillance office in Texas, if not the world.

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	i_mad 2018-01-08 01:47 am UTC (link)
	You'd look good in a plastic rubbish bag for a dress. Question is, do you want to smell like a cowgirl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lillies_ 2018-01-10 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Why Moody...! There are charms for that. Obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_mad 2018-01-10 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Don't go thinking I'm sweet on you, now! I still hate everybody. See, that's why you're the clever one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lillies_ 2018-01-14 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Hate is such a strong word, Moody... I know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_mad 2018-01-14 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Got a better one, lassie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lillies_ 2018-01-15 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Have an adverse reaction to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_mad 2018-01-15 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Too many god damn syllables. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lillies_ 2018-01-19 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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