Tweak

InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Not the butter"

Clint is not Legolas (imnotlegolas) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-16 16:19:00

Entry tags:

!network post, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), laura barton, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu)

[Laura]
That wasn't Odin it was him. Loki. Our world's Loki. He's here.

[Natasha]
I still owe him an arrow in the eye.

(Post a new comment)

	natasha/clint. blackwidowed 2017-11-16 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	SHIELD can't protect you here if you do that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. imnotlegolas 2017-11-16 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I know. Wishful thinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. blackwidowed 2017-11-16 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Fair warning: I will put a tracker on you, just like I did James. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: natasha/clint. imnotlegolas 2017-11-16 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'm surprised you haven't already. I'm not going anywhere though I just need some time to process the fact that ass is alive. ...any chance we could muzzle him like when he first went back to Asgard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. blackwidowed 2017-11-17 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Come on, I'd never tell you if I did or not. We knew he was still alive. We just figured he was in a vault somewhere. Never coming out of it. We'd have to find a muzzle that would work. Know any Asgardian smiths? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: natasha/clint. imnotlegolas 2017-11-17 05:21 am UTC (link)
	I suddenly feel like I need x-rays and CAT scans. I’m trying to stay positive in that there are a lot of people here who can take him down. It’s slightly helping. Can’t say I do unless Thor’s been holding out on us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. blackwidowed 2017-11-17 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Rest assured, I'd only use it if I had to. I won't say not to worry, because worrying is a thing we do. That's what makes us prepared for these things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. imnotlegolas 2017-11-17 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I know you would. It does. I just wish he wasn't here. He's going to find out about my family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. blackwidowed 2017-11-18 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	And if Laura asked me. He's not coming anywhere near them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. imnotlegolas 2017-11-18 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	She's convinced me to leave my perch and head back home to be with her and the kids. Damn straight he's not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. blackwidowed 2017-11-18 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Good. That's where you should be. Don't let him drive you from your place. We have a houseful of superheroes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	natasha/clint. imnotlegolas 2017-11-18 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	All I can promise is to do my best for him not to. ~~I'm just glad you and Laura are both here~~ We do. Hell, we got a town full of heroes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-16 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	I saw. I need you here, with me and the children. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-16 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	He's suppose to be dead Laura. Dead not roaming free. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-16 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	I know, but he's not, and you can't change that, Clint. But you can let the people who love you help. So come home, please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-16 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	I need to get the truck first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-16 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Let someone else worry about the truck. ~~I'm worried about you.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-16 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	I need to get it to prepare it for tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-16 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Take a vacation. A long weekend, just family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-16 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Alright. I love you, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-17 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I love you. You'll get through this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-17 12:47 am UTC (link)
	I'm just glad you're here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-17 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Me too. You're a wonderful man. Don't let him convince you otherwise, especially not his ghost. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-17 01:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm just worried that he has his staff here. That he'll try to take my mind over again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-17 01:10 am UTC (link)
	He won't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-17 01:24 am UTC (link)
	~~.....~~I just don't want the nightmares to return. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-17 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Then talk to someone, sweetheart. Me, Natasha, a doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-17 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Think we could talk tonight after the kids are asleep? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-17 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Of course. You, me, the roof, and some hot chocolate and blankets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-17 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Sounds perfect. I’d rather be a Lego again than deal with Loki. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-17 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	You were a Lego? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-17 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I was. I think Lila has pictures on the phone of me as a Lego. It was...not fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-18 12:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you were adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-18 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Still devilishly handsome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint youaresocute 2017-11-18 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Stop it, Clint. No more babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laura \| Clint imnotlegolas 2017-11-18 01:31 am UTC (link)
	I know I know. Three is enough. (Reply to this) (Parent)