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kate bishop ♐ ʜᴀᴡᴋᴇʏᴇ ([info]katebishop) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2017-10-23 10:10:00

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Entry tags:!network post, damian wayne / robin, jason todd / red hood (au), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), sam winchester, violet parr

You gotta love the cases when you find out that the husband is actually not cheating on his wife, but is actually doing what he said he was doing: charity work at a hospital. He dresses as Batman and goes around to the children in hospitals. Been doing it for years, but his wife thinks it's unbecoming for a man in his 40s.

I have no problem taking her money and donating it in her name to the children's ward of the Tumbleweed Hospital.



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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 12:49 am UTC (link)
Sounds like someone with some experience.

Do go on.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 12:56 am UTC (link)
What, you want dirt on Bruce?

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 01:00 am UTC (link)
Doesn't everyone?

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 01:01 am UTC (link)
I feel like I should charge admission or something.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 01:04 am UTC (link)
I'm a PI in a small town. I've got beer? And frozen peas.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 01:07 am UTC (link)
You're making me want to cook for you, and that's just sad.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 01:08 am UTC (link)
The frozen peas aren't for eating. They're for bruises.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 01:17 am UTC (link)
Give me a second to put my inner Alfred back under wraps.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 01:26 am UTC (link)
You had Alfred, I had Mr. Krip.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 01:32 am UTC (link)
Mr. Krip?

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 01:40 am UTC (link)
My butler who went all paternal on me.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 02:15 am UTC (link)
You have a butler.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 02:20 am UTC (link)
Had. Had a butler. My dad was an extremely rich publisher and, unbeknownst to me at the time, a part time villain.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 02:45 am UTC (link)
Well that's nifty.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 02:50 am UTC (link)
We don't talk anymore. Except when he uses his superpowers to make me sit and talk to him.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 02:57 am UTC (link)
Sounds like the kind of guy I usually punch upon meeting.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 02:59 am UTC (link)
Sure, if his superpower would let you.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 03:00 am UTC (link)
What the hell kind of superpower does he have?

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 03:03 am UTC (link)
Like I said, he can make me sit and talk to him. Let's call it the superpower of suggestion.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 03:06 am UTC (link)
I've got solutions for that.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 03:10 am UTC (link)
Nah, it's my problem. It's gonna be my solution.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 03:16 am UTC (link)
I can respect that.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 03:24 am UTC (link)
He killed my mother

He's not here anyway so I get to sit here and stew.

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[info]fallenrobin
2017-10-24 03:29 am UTC (link)
I also respect that. Willis was a piece of shit.

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[info]katebishop
2017-10-24 03:31 am UTC (link)
Who's Willis?

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