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Tweak says, "Absolute Abs Contest?"

margo the destroyer (ovaryup) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-10-12 19:45:00

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!network post, alice quinn, elsa bloodstone (616), margo hanson, max guevara, megan gwynn / pixie (616), quentin coldwater

That fairy bitch was supposed to send me back to Fillory not beige soccer mom hell. That wasn't part of our deal. Where's the nearest portal not guarded by prepared but complacent military who just want to go home at the end of the day? I've got a kingdom to run, and a God to diplomat the shit out of.

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	king_quentin 2017-10-13 01:53 am UTC (link)
	It's still us back home. We're us, they're us. We're just in an alternate dimension or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2017-10-13 01:54 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like bullshit. No one's tried any spells to find out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_quentin 2017-10-13 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Of course we've tried spells. We had to do battle magic again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2017-10-13 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Why did you have to do battle magic? Who do we have to kill? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_quentin 2017-10-13 02:18 am UTC (link)
	No one now. We were in the 50s in Texas. It was worse. But anyway, we had to fight things, so we did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2017-10-13 02:22 am UTC (link)
	You all were idiots. That's what he means to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_quentin 2017-10-13 02:23 am UTC (link)
	We got the job done, didn't we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2017-10-13 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Plenty of others were able to do it without serious emotional trauma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_quentin 2017-10-13 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I survived it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2017-10-13 02:30 am UTC (link)
	I'm aware. Have you been practicing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_quentin 2017-10-13 02:32 am UTC (link)
	No Some, yeah. I've been gathering information more lately, but yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2017-10-13 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Information isn't practicing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_quentin 2017-10-13 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but it's important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	phosphoromancy 2017-10-13 02:41 am UTC (link)
	That's true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_quentin 2017-10-13 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I remember how that felt. I mostly let Millicent have the fish stuff, though. She likes it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_quentin 2017-10-13 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Kylo. He's...you remember that emo, angsty guy from the new Star Wars? The one that cried and cuddled up to the melted Darth Vader helmet/head? Eliot's dating him. He lives with us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2017-10-13 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Like I said, he killed Han Solo, wrinkly as he was at the end. You don't forgive that kind of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)