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Tweak says, "Have fun storming the castle!"

Eliot the Spectacular (highkingeliot) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-09-17 18:48:00

Entry tags:

emmeline vance, jason todd / red hood (au), kylo ren / ben solo, poe dameron, rick sanchez

I'm looking to gather together a test group. Individuals that willingly participate will be given generous amounts of alcohol in exchange for honest opinions about aforementioned alcohol. Clearly, everyone needs to be twenty one to participate. In addition, I'll hand out a list of varying ingredients, just to ensure we don't have any mishaps involving allergies with participants.

RONAN LYNCH

Theoretical question. Can you grow corn stalks quickly? They don't have to be crop bearing.

POE DAMERON

I'll be bringing samples this afternoon of what I'm discussing above. Would you mind giving it a taste?

KYLO REN

I'm going to the Ranch today. [...] Poe's Ranch.

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highkingeliot
2017-09-17 11:21 pm UTC (link)

Well, technically, I don't want anything. But I digress. Poe Dameron is hosting some type of Pumpkin contest at his ranch and it's turning into a bigger event from the sounds of it. And he asked if I can make him a corn maze because I'm a wizard. Only naturalist magic isn't my specialty and so I can't guarantee anything.

You, however, I think could give a guarantee. Is that right?

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	eliot+ronan chainsawheart 2017-09-17 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	I don't make guarantees, especially for people I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan highkingeliot 2017-09-17 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Alright. If I'm asking for me then, could and would you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan chainsawheart 2017-09-17 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	I could, but I don't like you enough to do you favors. You have to give me a good reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan highkingeliot 2017-09-17 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	There are kids asking him for a corn maze. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan chainsawheart 2017-09-18 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Which kids? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan highkingeliot 2017-09-18 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Um, this one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan chainsawheart 2017-09-18 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Don't know her either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan highkingeliot 2017-09-18 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Neither do I but I figure if we make a kid happy it's worth it, you know? 'Course, I could ask one of the Potter people, but I wanted quality. That's why I came to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan chainsawheart 2017-09-18 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Go ask someone else. I don't do party tricks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan highkingeliot 2017-09-18 12:16 am UTC (link)
	But you do operate a business that largely caters to children and teenagers. You've got an opportunity for free publicity and to gain favor with that demographic. But, sure, I'll ask someone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan chainsawheart 2017-09-18 12:18 am UTC (link)
	You really don't understand how I work at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan highkingeliot 2017-09-18 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Just illustrating a point. But like I said, I'll ask someone else. It's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan chainsawheart 2017-09-18 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Just fuck off already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliot+ronan highkingeliot 2017-09-18 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Talk to you later, Ronan. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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