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Tweak says, "Put your legs up"

Tony Stark (ohgoodirony) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-09-17 15:37:00

Entry tags:

!network post, bruce banner / hulk (mcu), dick grayson / nightwing (au), jason todd / red hood (au), tony stark / iron man (904913), violet parr

Polling the masses: best middle of nowhere location to visit. Preferably where people won't be too upset about a bunch of rocks getting blown up.

And spawning off of that, anyone want to check up on Batman for a week?

[Stark Solutions Employees]

I know a few of you are on adjusted hours anyways thanks to school, but congratulations! You're getting the week off. Still paid, so don't worry about that. And if you need to use any of the supplies or machines in the lab, it'll still be open to you. Just don't go too crazy with the experiments.

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	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 12:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing Batman isn't actually the Batman. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 12:09 am UTC (link)
	He thinks he's the Batman, but nah. He doesn't go running around the city in a cowl and cape fighting crime. Although he does love perching menacingly on shelves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Then he's got 70% of the job requirement down pat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 12:18 am UTC (link)
	He's got the face for it too: (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that's good. Demon brat would get a kick out of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Demon brat? I'm convinced this Batman is more on the evil side though. He enjoys climbing into my tech and getting fur everywhere far too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Baby brother. He's obsessed with cats. Won't admit it, though. There's no rules against an evil Batman. ~~The fur sabotage probably would have worked better than what I tried.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Well, of course you don't admit something like that. As soon as you admit it, they know and then they never let you live it down. No rules against it, but it's a rarity. Although I guess as far as motives go, I got fur in your circuit board because you ignored me for an hour is pretty tame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Alfred knows. That cat was made for Damian. Speaking from experience, yeah, pretty tame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 12:46 am UTC (link)
	If he ever shows up, he's welcome to cat-sit. Or distract Batman enough for me to get work done. Now that sounds like a story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Careful. You might not have a cat when you get back. Might have messed with Batman once or twice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's not going to happen. I really don't want the first thing my fiance does if she comes back is yell at me for her cat getting catnapped. Oh, only messed with Batman once or twice. No biggie. Your hair looks too short to really do much damage to the Batmobile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Then definitely don't hire the Babybat if he ever shows up. He might look innocent, but it's all an act. I stole the tires, actually. Then hit B with a tire iron. Fun times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Ok, but did you have to do something special to do that? Because, really? REALLY? Big high tech car and you can just take the tires off that easily? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 01:02 am UTC (link)
	It wasn't that easy, but I did help B upgrade after. Which makes it even funnier when I bypass the security and steal his tires now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Obviously the solution to this is, cars are cool, but find a mode of transportation that doesn't require wheels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 01:08 am UTC (link)
	It's Batman. The only tech he doesn't have is an invisible plane, and I'm not even sure about that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Haven't managed to spot it yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Hardy har har. Very punny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 01:53 am UTC (link)
	The set up was too good to pass up. But nice to know my Batman 'has' a piece of tech that your Batman doesn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Should introduce you to Dick. The fur or the invisible plane? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-09-18 02:01 am UTC (link)
	~~Now that's one way to take my mind off of Pep~~ Ok, two things, but more the invisible plane. Or rather suit capable of flight and invisibility. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-18 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Fancy. B never did get into the flying suit thing. You build one for your cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)