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Tweak says, "Do I Dazzle You?"

Bruce Banner (bannerbgood) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-09-13 15:46:00

Entry tags:

bruce banner / hulk (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), rocket raccoon (mcu), tony stark / iron man (904913), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (mcu)

[Private to Avengers Mansion residents]
I've accepted Sam's offer to move into the mansion. I appreciate the chance to stay where I know some of the people there in this strange place. I've made some desserts to share as a thank you. There is Sadesh, Chocolate chip, peanut butter kisses cookies, and lemon bars in the communal kitchen area.

Sam said my a lab was in the basement so I'll be getting familiar with that. If anyone else is using it let me know so I won't disturb any of your experiments.

Now I need to find employment. Any suggestions?

[Private to Tony Stark]
Finally made it out of that place. I am going to stay in the Avengers mansion. Apparently, there's a lab there, so maybe we can trade tours of lab space to see if between the two we have all the equipment covered that a scientist could need?

I also made some desserts for everyone that I'm happy to share with you if you're interested.

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	Bruce \| Tony ohgoodirony 2017-09-13 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	You would've just had me at dessert. And huh, yeah, I'd like to see that. I know this place is weird with what it brings through and all. It'll be cool to see what it's given you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Bruce \| Tony bannerbgood 2017-09-14 03:28 am UTC (link)
	The town seems fairly small all things considered. Can we do the equivalent of ordering in anything we need assuming we have the cash for it supplies wise? I have chocolate chip and peanut butter kiss cookies, lemon bars, and some sadesh. I'm curious out of that mix which you'd pick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce \| Tony ohgoodirony 2017-09-14 04:05 am UTC (link)
	It used to be smaller, but we stepped on a butterfly or something when we went back in time. But it's nothing like New York, that's for sure. I have to pick only one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bruce | Tony

bannerbgood
2017-09-14 10:47 pm UTC (link)

You were able to experience the previous reality, go back in time, then come forward to the present and see the differences from your own changes in the past? That's... my mind's a little blown at the ability to see that. There are so many theories about this sort of thing, to know that you now have definitive proof of some of them!

No, you can have all three if you'd like. I was curious if you'd have a preference, Tony from my reality liked my peanut butter kiss cookies best. The lemon bars are my personal favorite.

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Bruce | Tony

ohgoodirony
2017-09-15 05:13 am UTC (link)

Yeah, somehow we weren't affected by it when we came back. All the townsfolk who have been here don't know the difference. If you'd ask any of them, the town has always been this way. But they actually noticed us not being here for the gap of time with that when they haven't other times, so, well, theories all over.

I'll have to try them all and see then. Only time we really had food around with our Bruce, it was diner food, most of which Bruce was eating.

And I'll have to bring some back for Pep if you have enough.

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	Bruce \| Tony bannerbgood 2017-09-15 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	That's so interesting. I feel like I should work on a theory to explain it but that might take ages. He was the other guy when he ate? I've...never eaten as him and remember it. Which seems like a good thing shudder Sure. She's here too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bruce \| Tony ohgoodirony 2017-09-17 06:29 am UTC (link)
	And just as you figure out a theory, some temporal flux will happen to contradict it. Just watch. Not that time. He was actually Bruce. I can't remember if we ever saw Hulk eating. Yeah, she's living with me. She'll appreciate some cookies that she didn't have to make. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bruce \| Tony bannerbgood 2017-09-17 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Probably. But it's soothing to come up with theories to explain ones reality at times, even if it they are later proved false. ~~That's a relief....~~ Okay. Is she still helping you run your company in this reality? I lived with Tony and Pepper without the other Avengers for a couple years, I enjoyed getting to know her in my world. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	first filter. walkman 2017-09-13 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I'd have said 'welcome' regardless, but you baked so, seriously, welcome man. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	first filter. bannerbgood 2017-09-14 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. I like cooking, it's calming. I needed a bit of that after being in a cell for a couple days. What's your name? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	first filter. blackwidowed 2017-09-14 12:10 am UTC (link)
	You make desserts. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Natasha\|Bruce bannerbgood 2017-09-14 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I enjoy cooking. I thought desserts would be more universally appealing than trying to make a meal without knowing half the people here. I meant to make breakfast baked goods but I overslept since I didn't sleep any in quarantine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	First Filter controlmyown 2017-09-14 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	It seems that Sam and I will have another vying for kitchen time, now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	First Filter bannerbgood 2017-09-14 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Let me know if I get in the way. I find it meditative at times. I definitely wanted some of that after the coming here part. I don't have any money to replace the supplies I used, but I will after I figure out a job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: First Filter controlmyown 2017-09-14 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I was joking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: First Filter bannerbgood 2017-09-14 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Understood. Do you all have some sort of chores or cooking rota going or is it everyone for themselves? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter controlmyown 2017-09-14 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	It's each for themselves really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter bannerbgood 2017-09-14 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm. I see. Well, if I'm here long enough maybe we can trade off cooking dinners sometimes? It's been a long time since I had that option. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter controlmyown 2017-09-14 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	We can. Sometimes Sam or I may cook. Other times people fend for themselves. We do not have a schedule. ~~When Steve was here he would~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter bannerbgood 2017-09-14 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	So about like the tower worked back when I lived there before everything in our reality. It'll be nice to be able to make things and leave them out for people. I like cooking but then I end up with all this food... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter controlmyown 2017-09-14 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter bannerbgood 2017-09-14 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	~~Except there's no Tony to go do experiments with or badger to eat and sleep...~~ Okay. Any opinions on where I should get a job? I don't have much on me and don't want to take too much from the communal supplies. ~~It's not like we have a billionaire funding all of it...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: First Filter controlmyown 2017-09-22 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps at the university? You could teach? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-14 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	DON'T NOBODY TOUCH THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES BEFORE I GET THERE (Reply to this) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-14 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Hi there. It's nice to meet you. Are you Rocket? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-14 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	i might be (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-14 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm. Well let me know when you figure out who you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-14 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	alright [...] which avenger are you again? they told me at some point, and i know you ain't the guy with the arrows or the asgardian but it gets hazy after that (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-14 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm Bruce most of the time and I do scientific research. But if we get into an actual battle that is sort of world ending level of a fight then I turn into a big green guy who is strong and fast. Other people call him Hulk. But he only appears if I'm attacked or it's a battle to warrant it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 12:01 am UTC (link)
	[...] on a scale of 1 to 10, how willing are you to respond to the name drax? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 12:04 am UTC (link)
	0. ~~I don't even want to know...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 12:06 am UTC (link)
	i mean it's better than hulk mildly (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 12:08 am UTC (link)
	I don't respond to that either unless I'm the other guy. My name is Bruce. Or you can call me Dr. Banner. I don't respond to anything else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 12:09 am UTC (link)
	doctor of what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Nuclear Physics and Biochemistry. I dabble in medicine some too but I'm not a medical doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 12:30 am UTC (link)
	so you never experimented on living creatures that's what you're telling me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Not usually? What do you mean by experimented on living creatures exactly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 12:39 am UTC (link)
	not a trick question, doc (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 12:44 am UTC (link)
	It can be? In the strictest definition then me inventing a dissolving ink to 3D print blood vessels for use in a medical setting and then testing it with living tissue is experimentation on living creatures? I also was doing an experiment when I turned myself into what I am now, so that was the same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 12:46 am UTC (link)
	but you weren't messing around with test subjects or nothing like that?? because i don't wanna have problems with you cause then i gotta have problems with your cookies too (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 12:56 am UTC (link)
	No. Definitely none of that. I work with computer screens and chemicals and theoretical models mostly these days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 12:59 am UTC (link)
	okay [...] good (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Bad experience with that kind of thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 01:03 am UTC (link)
	don't read into it welcome to the frickin party house (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Party in what way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 01:41 am UTC (link)
	it's my birthday (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Happy Birthday then. Enjoy the cookies, I can whip up some icing to put on some if you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter subject89p13 2017-09-15 01:52 am UTC (link)
	[...] yes. yes do that (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	first filter bannerbgood 2017-09-15 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Okay. You can come get it in thirty minutes or so. (Reply to this) (Parent)