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Tony Stark (ohgoodirony) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-07-29 22:10:00

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!network post, tony stark / iron man (904913), violet parr

Strange and yet reassuring things to wake up to: the realization that your cat knows how to open the refrigerator.

On that note, Pep, we need to restock the lunch meats.

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	hundredtexts 2017-07-30 05:48 am UTC (link)
	He ate everything?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-30 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Not all everything, but I'm not desperate enough to eat salami with bite marks in it. Yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hundredtexts 2017-07-30 05:52 am UTC (link)
	No wonder his breath smelled like meat when I picked him up and squeezed the hell out of him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-30 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Yup. That'd be why. On one hand, good on him living up to his name and fending for himself this past week. On the other... do I need to start making a lock for the fridge? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hundredtexts 2017-07-30 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Probably. Maybe. At least he didn't eat the plastic of the packages but still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-30 06:43 am UTC (link)
	That we know of. I haven't done a full cat barf sweep of the apartment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hundredtexts 2017-07-30 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Ew. Yeah, I'll let you do that thoroughly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-30 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Why do I got to do it? He's your cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hundredtexts 2017-07-30 06:51 am UTC (link)
	You brought it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-31 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Only because I remember the last time I found out he ate some plastic. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	letsfightstuff 2017-07-30 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Welcome to my world. I don't think a lock would even work on ours because Mrs. O' Leary would just end up shadow-traveling into the fridge. At least she kept herself well fed while we were gone. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-31 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Knowing Batman, he'd figure out a lock anyways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	letsfightstuff 2017-07-31 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's when you decide "eh, fuck it" and get rid of the lock and just buy more groceries a week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-31 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Or move the refrigerator to a no cat access room. This is also a possibility. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	letsfightstuff 2017-07-31 05:53 am UTC (link)
	If it works for you, great. It won't work in Camp Halfblood, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-31 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Obviously you need to move yours into a Mrs. O'Leary proof pod. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	letsfightstuff 2017-07-31 05:58 am UTC (link)
	A shadow-free pod? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-31 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I mean, if the pods could block our powers, they should work on hers too, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	letsfightstuff 2017-07-31 06:04 am UTC (link)
	It's a good thought... till she starts giving The Face and you feel like the worst person in the world. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parrviolet 2017-07-31 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh no, your cat's all right though? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-31 05:42 am UTC (link)
	He is. He managed to keep himself well fed while we're gone. Which is good since I'm not sure anyone would've checked in the apartment now that all the work stuff's in the new place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parrviolet 2017-07-31 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Good. It's strange that it was noticeable this time but not the time we went into space. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	leo_valdez 2017-07-31 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure that's something Festus would do...only he can't actually fit in a house, so that's probably good. Also it would only be tabasco sauce...and motor oil. Only one of which I actually keep in the house. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohgoodirony 2017-07-31 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Festus could probably eat the fridge whole without having to worry about opening it anyways. How's he doing? Is he here and alright? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	leo_valdez 2017-07-31 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Probably, but he'd have to want the fridge. He's...still mostly unfinished. But more finished than he was, so that's something. (Reply to this) (Parent)