I am not particularly pleased at having my behaviour altered. Does this happen often?

I DON'T LIKE THE CARDS! THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A PINK ONE! WHO DOESN'T HAVE PINK! RED IS NOT A GOOD COLOR PINK IS BETTER!

HOW CAN YOU MAKE SOMEONE PICK COLORS AND NOT HAVE PINK!?

AND I AM TIRED OF THIS STUPID ROOM! I AM NOT A BABY! AND I AM SMART AND I AM NOT GOING TO SIT IN THIS ROOM WITH THE SAME PEOPLE YOU ALL BREATHE LOUD AND YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY!

I appreciate the sentiment, but anyone know how to pick a lock?

This is so we Do you still talk to Satori? I'm kinda worried about her, she's acting...weirdly.

...what the hell is going on in this crazy ass house?

1.) I fucking love the internet.
2.) I fucking love Dexter.
3.) HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU NOT BEEN CAUGHT YET, DEXTER?! YOU SUCK AT THIS!

This vent was brought to you by the letters W, T, F, and the number 8. And now back to your regularly scheduled boredom.

Okay, so...my friend and I are both here, but we have different memories of the last things that were happening back home. Is that normal? Or is that weird? Because to me it seems pretty weird. I mean, unless some kind of time travel is also going on here, too? He knows things that haven't happened yet, so I'm from his past and he's from my future. This makes my head hurt. Does that happen a lot here?

Also, what does Sylar look like? I mean, we're trying to stay safe and avoid him, but, I don't even know what he looks like so mostly I'm avoiding everyone who isn't Will or female.

Oh. And I'm Emily Owens, by the way.

[Edited Filter to Will Collins]

So apparently the timeline difference thing is pretty common here. Still kind of weirds me out, though.

Jared? Elise?

[Lynne]

Loki asked me to tell you something before he....

He wanted you to know that he'll always love you and he'll always be there even after the last star has died.

[Rikki]

Loki asked me to tell you something before it happened.

He wanted you to know that he'll always love you and he'll always be there even after the last star has died.

Well I really must say, this place is charming! And it even comes with a free pair of hands! My one and only complaint is that it seems just a smidgeon too orderly. What do you say to the idea that I shake things up a bit?

Ooh, I'm only teasing. The opinions of others on this matter are of very little consequence.

Ems, you're better at this than me...I know Elise isn't okay, but I don't know...like what to say to her or how to make it better... I'm a terrible dad...

Elise...you okay? Because I'm not, but

So, apparently in some world Kevin's face has some weird facial hair.



And Jared is gross and has some strange greasy curl. And somehow they still manage to be semi-attractive, at least?

Thought I'd try and cheer you up and see if you're still up for the lessons we talked about?

[Filtered to Jared (Open to re-direct even to multiples)]

I think you're rubbing off on me on this whole internet and people thing.

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I think you were rubbing on me on the internet.

[/Message sent]

That's not what I said! Please don't do that, I don't like this!

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I don't like you or what you said.

Look, okay, if we're gonna have fuckin' Magicarp flopping around on the network, I feel it necessary to remind everyone who the real Master is.

Brosef, check it out: our animal selves. How did we not know this before?!